Two Guys, Two Questions
Two Guys, Two Questions
Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later
56 minutes Posted Apr 18, 2026 at 5:00 am.
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In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan dive into a wild week in rural Kentucky. Jarrod recounts a surreal and eerie visit to his late uncle's abandoned property—untouched since 2007—while battling a serious tick invasion after a day of hunting for snakes. The guys also discuss the merits of buying a side-by-side versus an ATV, the unexpected news of Jarrod's son planning a surprise Vegas wedding, and the saga of selling a brand new red Corvette.

Thanks to a custom-built AI app created by Ryan, the duo also takes a hilarious deep dive into their competitive natures and confesses the "small lies" they tell regularly to make life easier (hint: they are always "in a meeting"). Plus, Jarrod realizes the fatal flaw of putting his personal cell phone number on 15 billboards across the state!

🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod

💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:

✔️ The eerie reality of stepping into a property abandoned and untouched for nearly two decades

✔️ Why ticks are suddenly worse than ever (and the hazards of hunting snakes)

✔️ The great debate: Side-by-sides vs. ATVs for off-roading as you get older

✔️ How to handle your son springing a surprise Vegas wedding on you

✔️ Why setting a one-year alarm to mock your best friend's workout routine is peak competitiveness

✔️ The hilarious "small lies" both hosts use to protect their mornings and avoid phone calls

✔️ Why putting your personal cell phone number on 15 billboards is a terrible idea

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