Two Guys, Two Questions
Two Guys, Two Questions
Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂
Exploding Toilets, Vintage Cars, and The Future of the Podcast with Ryan & Jarrod
In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, hosts Ryan and Jarrod catch up after a wild week. Jarrod returns from Texas with a stomach bug that turns his first four days back into an absolute nightmare. After surviving his illness, he’s back to report the realities of juggling 900 snakes, planning three reptile expos in one weekend, and dealing with an ever-growing list of tasks.Together, the guys discuss the struggle of turning off a "manic head space," what it’s like to go to a classic car auction with zero cash, and the realities of solo beach trips to Myrtle Beach. The episode takes a surprisingly philosophical turn when they debate what they would show an alien if it landed on Earth, and whether humanity would actually do anything to stop an impending, world-ending meteor.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ The Texas Stomach Bug: A hilarious recounting of surviving an explosive stomach bug.✔️ The "Manic Head Space": The struggle of trying to balance a massive snake collection and multiple conventions.✔️ Car Auctions with No Money: Why going to a vintage car auction with zero cash is a painful but smart choice.✔️ The Podcast Inflection Point: A candid discussion about the future of the podcast and finding mental health value in just shooting the shit with a friend.✔️ Aliens & Meteors: What would you show an alien to confuse them?🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
Jul 11
43 min
Chasing Joy Over Money, Estate Sales, and What's Next at 50 with Ryan & Jarrod
What happens when you mix 30 years of friendship, a serial entrepreneur, a top-tier real estate agent, and two unprepared questions?In this inaugural episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the realities of turning your hobbies into businesses to a deep philosophical debate about what comes next in life when you're pushing 50. The guys kick things off by introducing their wildly different career paths—Jarrod walks through building the Lexington Comic and Toy Convention, while Ryan explains his fast track to the top of the real estate market.The guys also swap stories about the "addiction" of the hustle, the heartbreaking reality of estate sales, and why chasing joy is infinitely more important than chasing money.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ Why Jarrod turns every single hobby (like reptiles and comic books) into a fully functioning business.✔️ Ryan's advice on the hubris and confidence it takes to climb to the top of your industry.✔️ A deep debate on feeling "trapped" by success and avoiding the "Groundhog Day" nightmare.✔️ The harsh reality of estate sales and why your family doesn't want your Rubbermaid tubs of collectibles.✔️ Why chasing joy and meaningful experiences beats chasing money.🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
Jul 4
44 min
Bat Encounters, Box Trucks, and Core Beliefs with Ryan & Jarrod
What happens when you mix an impromptu beach trip, an Ozempic overdose story, and a swooping bat in a dark shed?In this unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the harsh realities of cross-country box truck rentals to a deep philosophical debate about free will. The guys kick things off with their chaotic weekly updates—Jarrod is stressing over an endless to-do list and a 26-foot truck drive to Texas, while Ryan is heading down to Myrtle Beach.The guys also swap stories of terrifying bat encounters, share the latest updates on Jarrod's Ozempic journey, and debate whether finding out your destiny was entirely predetermined would destroy your reality.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ Ryan's hilarious story of getting trapped in a dark shed with an angry bat.✔️ Why Jarrod is finally considering buying a box truck after spending $100k on rentals.✔️ The terrifying story of a guy who accidentally took a 6-week dose of Ozempic at once.✔️ A deep debate on free will, destiny, and bouncing back from rock bottom.✔️ The moral dilemma of telling a friend a hard truth vs. letting them stay happy and ignorant.🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
Jun 27
45 min
Escaped Snakes, Ozempic Updates, and the Truth About JFK with Ryan & Jarrod
What happens when you mix a tropical patio remodel, an escaped snake, and a wildly unproductive day?In this unfiltered episode, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the realities of taking Ozempic to a philosophical debate on the one question that would destroy society. The guys kick things off by comparing their weeks—Ryan is building a backyard oasis and closing massive real estate deals, while Jarrod details a hilarious day of disasters involving empty gas tanks and city permit loopholes.The guys also swap stories of bad luck, share the official "Loose Snake Protocol" at the Snake Shack, and debate whether the absolute truth about aliens, religion, or JFK would break the world as we know it.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ Why doing absolutely nothing is the best way to catch an escaped snake.✔️ How a frustrating day of empty gas tanks and permit issues completely derailed Jarrod's schedule.✔️ The debate on what single, undeniable truth would destroy human society.✔️ How a local artist accidentally outed Jarrod's secret snake building to the local Facebook community.✔️ The harsh realities of starting Ozempic and why Jarrod believes daily milkshakes don't count as food.🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
Jun 20
50 min
Raccoons, Ozempic, and Kentucky’s Underground Mushroom Mines with Ryan & Jarrod
What happens when you mix backyard wildlife defenses with massive real estate ambitions?In this unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the realities of taking Ozempic to the dream of buying a multi-million square foot underground cave. The guys kick things off by sharing a dangerous but effective hack for keeping raccoons out of the garden. Jarrod then reveals an incredible estate sale find: a massive, 1930s circus billboard that is currently being restored by a TikTok conservationist.The guys also reflect on the generational differences in the workplace, sharing hilarious and inappropriate stories from the past. Finally, they dive into the fascinating true crime history of the Carter County "Mushroom Mines," brainstorming how to turn the abandoned 27-foot-tall underground facility into an eerie Airbnb or the ultimate haunted house.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ How to (dangerously) raccoon-proof your garden with bamboo skewers.✔️ The wild business of vintage poster conservation and estate cleanout treasures.✔️ Why old-school workplace behavior and corporate bribes would never fly today.✔️ The harsh realities of starting Ozempic and the mental struggle to truly relax.✔️ The massive untapped potential of Kentucky's remote off-road parks and underground mines.🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
Jun 6
49 min
Hoarders, Bootleggers, and Pre-Internet Existence with Ryan & Jarrod
In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the physical realities of aging to the existential dread of leaving no digital footprint. Jarrod shares the unbelievable, tragic, and fascinating saga of Lee the Collector—an eccentric old man who left behind a 40-year hoard of treasures that ultimately became the world's largest mystery box.The guys also discuss an eerily accurate AI breakdown of their local tri-state culture, the controversy of AI data centers moving into rural towns, and the bizarre side effects of aging medications. They take a nostalgic trip back to a time when kids disappeared on bikes for eight hours without cell phones, and recount the days of buying 12-packs from backwoods bootleggers. It's an episode packed with laughs, deep thoughts, and a few lessons on what not to do with a lifetime of wealth.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ The brutally accurate AI profile of the Ashland/Huntington tri-state area.✔️ The wild backstory of Lee the collector and the lost $100k estate deal.✔️ Why childhood traits like drinking 12-packs flip from cool to concerning as you age.✔️ The surreal existential reality of trying to remember someone who died before the internet existed.🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
May 30
47 min
Public Bathrooms With No Door, Being Called-out by Your Kid and Roadside Emergencies
Some stories are just too embarrassing to keep to yourself.In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod share some of their most mortifying personal stories. Jarrod kicks things off by explaining why a strawberry milkshake and a copperhead snake led to an emergency roadside bathroom break. Ryan counters with a story about a property appraisal gone horribly wrong, forcing him to drive an hour home commando, followed by a disastrous first date at The Melting Pot.The guys also discuss Ryan's battles with a garden-destroying raccoon, the frustrations of dealing with FedEx when shipping live snakes, the reality of empty nest syndrome, and Jarrod's thoughts on the new Masters of the Universe movie. It's an episode packed with laughs, nostalgia, and a few lessons on what not to do on a first date.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ Why Jarrod shaved his beard in the yard at 1:00 AM.✔️ The hilarious reality of dealing with neighborhood raccoons.✔️ The logistics and frustrations of shipping live snakes via FedEx.✔️ Ryan and Jarrod's most embarrassing roadside and first-date emergencies.🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
May 23
44 min
Wrestling a 13-Foot Snake, The Vegas Sphere, and The Transparent Genie
In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring another hilarious mix of wild adventures and deep debates. Jarrod kicks things off with a terrifying (and pantless) midnight wrestling match with an escaped 13-foot snake, while Ryan shares his mind-blowing experience visiting the Sphere in Las Vegas.The guys then tackle a major "Would You Rather" style question: Would you accept unlimited money. They then wrap up by answering what pointless things feel important to them, leading to a conversation on professional attire in real estate versus the absolute uselessness of entertainment contracts.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ Why fast-food coleslaw should never be diced (and Jarrod's hill to die on)✔️ The economics of the Las Vegas Sphere and its terrifying falling apple sequence✔️ The absolute chaos of fighting an escaped 13-foot python in your underwear✔️ Jarrod's wild story of buying a massive Star Wars collection and a very expensive dog toy✔️ The Transparent Genie: Would you trade all your financial privacy for unlimited wealth?✔️ Why Ryan values professional dress codes and why Jarrod thinks entertainment contracts are completely pointless🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
May 16
54 min
I Got Bit in the Eye by a Snake & Fighting an Angry Goose
In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring the perfect mix of chaos and deep conversation. Jarrod kicks things off with a hilariously disappointing review of a Star Wars-themed burlesque show in Vegas, his brilliant prank involving Amazon deliveries, and the terrifying story of getting struck directly in the eye by a 7-foot King Rat snake.The guys then tackle a ridiculous "Would You Rather" question: fight a goose with Chuck Norris skills (scheduled 24 hours in advance) or be hunted by an unprovoked ninja raccoon? After Jarrod shares a traumatic childhood story about his own pet raccoon, the conversation takes a serious and heartfelt turn. Jarrod opens up about his fears for a close friend who is struggling with alcohol, and the two discuss the difficult reality of staging an intervention, navigating anger, and showing up for the people you care about—even when it's uncomfortable.🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ Why a Star Wars burlesque show might not have the plot you're hoping for✔️ The terrifying reality of suffering a corneal laceration from a snake bite✔️ Why you should always choose to fight an angry goose over a stealthy raccoon✔️ The wild history of exotic pet trading in Ohio and childhood pet raccoons✔️ How to approach a close friend when you suspect they are hiding a drinking problem✔️ The importance of being the friend who speaks up, even if it causes temporary anger🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
May 2
41 min
Am I a villain
In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod take a deeply personal detour. Jarrod returns to his late uncle's property, untouched since 2007, discovering everything from the eerie stillness of an abandoned home to a perfectly preserved, 20-year-old pot plant hanging in the rafters. The conversation takes an introspective turn as the guys unpack Ryan’s "beach house dream"—is it a legitimate life goal, or just a metaphor for wanting to escape the daily grind?🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:✔️ What happens to a piece of property when humans walk away from it for two decades✔️ The hilarious discovery of a 20-year-old, "vintage" pot plant✔️ Why getting to your 50s makes you question your long-term life plans ✔️ The truth about the lies we tell ourselves to cope with reality✔️ What it really feels like to realize you are the "villain" in someone else's story✔️ Why unearned confidence in your 20s is replaced by self-doubt in your 50s🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
Apr 25
55 min
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