<p>Can Dominic peddle his poetry on OnlyFans? Will Phil rub rumps with a wobbly wombat? The Two Gents return to sort Thomas Jefferson’s chicken breasts from the Duke of Wellington’s aristocratic thighs—with a jumbo dollop of applesauce on the side.</p>

Episode 9: Boiled Dove

Two rootless gents—a transient Brit in Buenos Aires and a nomadic American in Los Angeles—laugh their way through stories about everything and nothing, obsessing over the minutiae of daily existence while striving to answer life’s big questions, like “Weren’t we younger once?”

Conversations range in topic from the tawdry hell of approaching middle-age to the scandalous lack of air conditioning units in the Tower of London visitor experience—plus a smidgen of everything and a super-size dollop of nothing in between.