The guys discuss the eBay value of breast milk, illiterate t-shirts in Argentina, and what to do when you visit a Mexican restaurant and reek of fajitas for the next 3-5 days. Questions raised this week include: If one sells deodorant in the Metaverse, do the avatars still smell?; Can you guess which protein you ate last night by sniffing your shirt?; Should you insure your tongue?; Is Her Majesty the Queen on TikTok? Plus, Phil introduces his disturbing Donald Trump impression and fails to master and Austrian accent.
Mentioned in this episode: Dominic's June 2020 essay for The Critic magazine about bizarre English language t-shirts in Buenos Aires: <a href="https://thecritic.co.uk/linguistic-confusion-dominic-hilton-has-more-trouble-with-english-than-spanish-in-argentina/" target="_blank">https://thecritic.co.uk/linguistic-confusion-dominic-hilton-has-more-trouble-with-english-than-spanish-in-argentina/</a>

Episode 3: Frozen Members

Two rootless gents—a transient Brit in Buenos Aires and a nomadic American in Los Angeles—laugh their way through stories about everything and nothing, obsessing over the minutiae of daily existence while striving to answer life’s big questions, like “Weren’t we younger once?”

Conversations range in topic from the tawdry hell of approaching middle-age to the scandalous lack of air conditioning units in the Tower of London visitor experience—plus a smidgen of everything and a super-size dollop of nothing in between.