Yes, this is the second epi we are posting today. We promise that it is the last one. We aren't that far behind. Life happens, and all of a sudden, the due date has come and gone. And life has been HAPPENING. Not like The Happening, which is a terrible movie. Penny and Devon love Marky Mark and would definitely spend some time with him, two-on-one, *wink*, but we can't take him seriously in that movie. That Boston accent is trying to save humanity from itself.... yeah, no. But we digress. In this epi we are, as ever, logical, straightforward, and concise. Have a listen and remember God is dead and we are in hell.

We are behind in posting. Are you mad at us?! We are akin to frightened prey animals; rejection triggers our fight-or-flight response. Therapy does wonders for our past experiences, and progress isn't linear, but we are far from being done with how the past affects the present. Let's see what we get up to in this epi! As per usual, Penny is calm and collected, and Devon is chill and demure. We definitely don't topic jump or anything like that. And we for sure don't go off course and are super unsure of what the theme of the epi is. Yeah, that's not us. ;)

what if we are already in a coma and this is a nightmare! yeah, probably. who the fuck knows. not gonna lie to you all, peeen and divieeeee are both beautiful and wonderful deviants in this episode. but are mostly sleepy from the end of the year black hole we fell into. blurrrrrrrrrrrg. dream job? yeah we don't dream of labor. we dream of creative endeavors that are killed by society's big ole' doodoo pies. fr fr. schmoooooooooo. dev is still in her dramione hole where she has found other harry potter character fanfics, and this hyperfixation might end in her death, but worth it. pen is time-traveling again to fuck benjamin franklin and no one can stop her. #dramione #harrypotterfanfic #luciusisdaddy #loveperseveringfanfic #timetravelingforbenjamin #pennyhasadesirethatcantbestopped #senlinyu #creativityiswhatwedesire #notlabor #wearebuttsluts #ocdisnojoke

Well, our fellow toofs. We did a thing. and that thing is posting epi 37, so you all are getting double the trouble. The end of the year was weird for both of your lovely ladies. december was like falling off a cliff into a black hole. everything got real distorted and now here we are in january, unsure of how we got here or what we should doing. but new year? yay? i guess? this episode is all over the place, in a good way *wink*. channing titman has a movie out and he isn't stripping, bummer. taylor... what's her name? she's a pop singer or something. she has a documentary out, apparently. so good times for her cult members. winter is pennybutt's favorite time of year. it is good for harvesting humans. deviepoop's been in a dramione portal for a bit now and will be there for a while. fall and winter are her favorite months due to the things. and many more topics were pondered. so yeah. have a listen bbs. thank you and talk to you in 5 mins. jk, but not really. hahahahahahahahhhssdfklhasdlfkh#schmidt #piratesofthecaribbean #taylorswift- taytay  #twilightsaga #stick  #manacled-SenLinYu #dramoine #roofman #onebattleafteranother #timothyolyphant -’s butt (just as good as his face) / justified #snowuptheassratherthanandinthevag #dramione  #firecountry - BB CharLieeeeeeeeeee’s in my bed #What does double parked mean – what does being a structural engineeeeerrrrr rmean #jimcarreyisLORD  #HOCKEY= BOY AQUARIUM 

Hey Yall! Welcome back to Two Free Spirits Podcast! Can’t believe we’re still here! Look at us go! I hope our parents are proud of us… speaking of parents. Don’t you love it when they trigger existential anxiety in us all!? FUN! Jk. This epi we discuss a multitude of things, we quote New Girl, as per usual. Honestly, quoting that show is really just our low key/ NOT so low key way of expressing our TRUE feelings inside. We also discuss what writing apps we’ve been using lately, here’s to you Papier products, who have been giving us Midsommar vibes, with your eclectic folk-sy designs, that remind us of cults throwing questionable raves in the forest! Also, most importantly, the HOLIDAYS are here! Which could only mean, that its the time of year to feel guilty for not getting the absolutely perfect, clearly overpriced gifts you can find for your loved ones! Ahh yes, ho ho ho. So strap in, and strap on with your obviously ‘mid’ besties, causing havoc and anxiety to themselves everywhere they go! Thank you for continuously tuning your curious little ears on to one of the most chaoticly calm podcasts out there! Catch ya latersssssssss! ALSO DRAMIONE 4 LIFE so FUUUUCK OFF!

On this week’s epi, as per usual, we discuss everything and nothing all at once. Dr. Daunting and PeanutButter, try to tackle the most obvious elephant in the room, the constipation of thoughts. We discuss the unrelatable hollywood cliche of pretty people and lack of reality in films and shows. Or perhaps how social media can bring us farther and farther away from creativity when we doomscroll mindlessly until we are withering corpses. Ya know, the usual. Anywhoss, like previously stated, nonsense as per usual, so glad you all came to listen, yet again over a year and a half later! But we’re still pushin and groovin! TOOFSNation! #happyholidays #hollywoodcliches #maid #margaretqualley #TOOFSpodcast #writers #billyburke #thebiggestloser #TOOFS #tiddiebits #dwts #journaling #gtaonline #thanksgiving #bestfriends #mentalhealth #darkhumor #socialmedia #mentalhealth #twilight #drdev #pennymayphotography #comedy #podcasting #FYP

On this week’s epi, titled “Spooky Bitches”, nothing scary here folks, just your neighborhood, ‘sometimes friendly’ cohosts Dr. Delicious and PensivePenny. We acknowledge that it's the eve of Halloween, which we have come to know that the time has come upon us, so we must go now, and dance under the moonlight in a sort of synchronized circle and screech into the sky. Carefully, strategically, we dance and dance till we pass out from unnecessary dizziness. So come and join us amongst this raging fire pit that we have so lovingly offered to you. A place where all is welcome to talk about Chad Michael Murray and alien abductions in GTA online. Its a wild world we live in folks, and we’re just podcasting in it. Halloween is here and we would love to talk about absolutely nothing and everything with you all at once!..... BOO! #halloween #Billith #trueblood # adhd #TOOFSpodcast #cryptozoology #newbalance #thesubstance #tiddiebits #dwts #stoicapp #journaling #gtaonline #aliens #witches #chadmichaelmurray #sullivanscrossing #bestfriends #wrongturn #workaholics #darkhumor #mentalhealth #twilight #drdev #pennymayphotography #comedy #podcasting #FYP

On this week’s epi of “We breathed the same air today: Sharing is Caring: Episode 33.” Welcome back after a month-long-ish hiatus! (‘Cause yknow, LIFE)! This week we got to have our sexy sesh in front of each other! Thats right folks, ya weird favs spent some MUCH NEEDED time together, and decided to record a pod together and have a fancy photoshoot as well. This episode- was the beautiful result! Dr. DancyPants and PennythePenis, are at it again with all the usual giggles and nonsense that your brain really needs, that it never KNEW it actually needed. We share our Savannah experiences together, that includes a creepy ghost tour, a very obvious cult documentary, making new friends, SwiftieTalk, Our one and only Jim Carrey, getting older and all that mental health sexy talk in between! So come and join us along for our ‘ALWAYS’ bumpy but never scary ride of the TOOFS Podcast!!!!!! Stay weird bestiessss! Shoutout to Monk for helping with production! How did we get so lucky?? ☘️❤️#jimcarrey #Savannah #Taylorswift #savannahghostpirates #hockey#newgirl #adhd #TOOFSpodcast #adventures #tiddiebits #bestfriends #darkhumor #lovehaswondoc #ocd #cults #mentalhealth #drdev #pennymayphotography #comedy #anthonyjeselnick #podcasting #FYP #producedbyMONK

On this week’s epi of “We Make Jokes Because Its Just Easier That Way: Tiddybits Edition 32.” Welcome to the black abyss of the 257th most unhinged wholesome podcast in all of the universes! (‘Cause obviiii there are multiple.. duhhhh)! This week we discuss all that is good and silly, as always. The most whimsical hosts that your ears ‘willingly’ bear, Dr. Dude and Penny the Popsicle, are the only two besties you’ll EVER NEED. We’ve learned that there is no rhyme or reason, or general structure to our episodes, and that's the way we like it!#pedropascal #a24 #phoebebuffay #florencepugh #newgirl #adhd #TOOFSpodcast #discord #tiddiebits #bestfriends #darkhumor #creativity #ocd #jimcarrey #cults #adamsandler #smut #drdev #pennymayphotography #comedy #davegrohl #folgerscoffee #anthonyjeselnick #podcasting #FYP

On this week’s epi of “Why does Ms. Swift Continue to Ruin Penny’s Life??? A Theory Explained.” We lovingly gather ‘round the imaginary campfire, as Pen shares the story of how the internet lost its shit in less than 24 hours, or that how Dev gets annoyed that that's the only thing on her feed this morning. That's right folks, with the Two Free Spirits Podcast, and your delectable hosts always bring you THE BEST, mid-level commentary about the world around us. Dr. Disobedient (she might have said some stuff too about being hunted or something idk) and Penny the PrissyCat are the friends you didn't know you needed. Also, we have a Discord server now! We’re calling it The TOOFS | Lounge! Where we can all gather around said campfire and never shut up! And we brought snacks! So enjoy! #pedropascal #a24 #neon #florencepugh #newgirl #adhd #TOOFSpodcast #discord #tiddiebits #bestfriends #darkhumor #creativity #chocolate #wenis #officespace #smut #drdev #pennymayphotography #comedy #taylorswift #swifties #newera #podcasting #FYP #taylorswiftengaged