Mais tells Ovary the rest of the watcher story... and, as usual, they get off topic on some themes that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised.  You can find Two Fly Girls on Facebook and Instagram! 

A story soon to be picked up by Netflix... but you heard it here first! Enjoy!

We are back for Season 2 after an extended break. We talk about some major changes that we went through over the last several months. Ovary Actor tells Mais a Kill-Doozy of a story about one man's revenge on his town. This episode deals with a mention of suicide. Listener discretion is advised. If you or anyone is in need of someone to talk to, consider reaching out to the Suicide Hotline at 800-273-8255 https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ For more information about the Killdozer:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

Mais and Ovary Actor catch up on their mutual Thursday work break. They discuss the intricacies of Ovary's favorite topic: guys. 

Mais tells a couple of stories, and then OVARY pulls through for the WIN!  https://allthatsinteresting.com/clement-vallandigham https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/window-strength-death/

HI! Mais and Ovary Actor recently saw each other IN PERSON... like, actually face to face! (masked face to masked face rather) and they decided to do a bonus mini episode for you guys to catch you up on what's been going on in their wacky lives!  You'll learn about a creepy encounter Ovary had with a wine delivery guy. You'll hear Mais thoughts on the great Brain vs. Mind debate. AND!!!! You'll FINALLY LEARN what wacky item both Mais and Ovary have in their homes!  YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! 

In this episode, Mais and Ovary are joined by special guest, Sam! Mais shares a very disturbing story about a truly horrifying and evil woman. Ovary attempts to trick Mais with a "Shakespeare or History?" story... will Ovary finally stump Mais? Let's see!  Show Notes:  Conch Republic:  https://conchrepublic.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic

The SKY IS FALLING! Just kidding... don't panic! But you should definitely consider wearing a helmet at all times after hearing Mais tell these WILD stories! Also! Why is Destiny (Ovary's Cat) being a jerk? Will Mais drag Ovary Actor across a glass bridge? And will this be the week that Ovary FINALLY Stumps Mais?? You'll find out in this episode!  And hey! If you experience an ear-gasm while listening to our show, why don'tcha leave us a glowing review! Like! Share! Subscribe! Instagram! Facebook! WOW!  show notes:  https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a4525/4331114/ http://www.bestoftruecrime.com/2020/05/death-by-poodle-dog-kills-three-in-fall.html https://www.oddee.com/item_99118.aspx Tabor Bridge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sch%C3%B6ngrabern https://podcasts.apple.com/al/podcast/the-smooth-talking-takeover-of-tabor-bridge/id1299826850?i=1000421109304

This show contains content that is not suitable for all listeners! Ovary Actor might swear like a sailor... but at least she doesn't swallow like one!!!!  Is this the week that Ovary tricks Mais in "Shakespeare or History"? You'll have to listen to find out!  Sources:  John Cummings - http://www.thomas-morris.uk/breaking-news-swallowing-knives-is-bad-for-you/ & https://www.recoveryranchpa.com/addiction-blog/pica-eating-disorder-infographic/ Operation Mincemeat - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-stuff-you-should-know-26940277/episode/operation-mincemeat-how-a-corpse-fooled-29467413/?keyid=Stuff%20You%20Should%20Know&keyid=Operation%20Mincemeat%3A%20How%20A%20Corpse%20Fooled%20the%20Nazis&sc=podcast_widget# https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mincemeat H.A.L. Fisher - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._A._L._Fisher

This week Mais explores laughter as a form of death and Ovary Actor goes back in time to a 1994 journal entry.  ** Special Guest: Offspring! You will hear a little roar at minute 11:57. Music: "Moron" by David Fesliyan https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/ Links to sources for this week's episode can be found here: https://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2015/03/10-people-who-literally-died-from-laughter/