
ONE YEAR! Can you believe? Justin and Kevin look back on the exciting first year of Two Bland Gays! A whole 365 days of these girls gabbing on their mics and LETTING. YOU. HAVE. IT. The gays discuss their favorite moments from the show so far and recap the fun along the way. Justin and Kevin talk Broadway reopening, Dear Evan Hansen as a movie, Justin breaks down his viewing of the OG Halloween and their favorite Jonas Brother to marry. Kevin shoots a second shot at a guy that turned him down, almost shits in a bucket, the 50th Anniversary celebration of Disney World and discuss what their lives would be like if they were Housewives.This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Hit the link below and use code TBG25 to get 25% off your first order of all natural CBD products!WeinertsElkCreekFarm.comStay safe, stay inside, get your groceries delivered! Go to the below link to get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again!https://instacart.oloiyb.net/TBGEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Oct 13, 2021
1 hr 2 min

Fall is in the air! This week the gays chat about fall sports, their gay hands, fans of true crime, gay bars and being final girls in horror movies! Justin decides it's time for him to get in on the horror movie game, but DO NOT get it twisted, he has no will to live. Also Pizzahut is the top pizza in the chain pizza business. We said it.Stock up on snacks for your movie night with Instacart! Go to the below link to get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again!https://instacart.oloiyb.net/TBGEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Sep 29, 2021
1 hr

Welcome back to Series Queeries, Gays! This week we're getting a taste of the magic as we dive into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! Part one of the two part Harry Potter Series Queeries focuses on Movies 1-4. Follow Justin and Kevin as they break down the first half of the Harry Potter series! Breaking down the storylines, talking wizard crushes, what kind of insurance policy does Hogwarts have, and picking our faves and least faves so far! Turn this weeks episode into a fun drinking game! Any time the Gays make a MAGICAL sex pun about wands, serpents, spells and charms! Bottoms up, you'll be feeling boozy by the end!This weeks episode brings you magical deal to Paramount+! Hit the link below to start your SEVEN DAY FREE TRIAL of Paramount+ and unlock hundreds of exclusive shows, movies and videos! ---> https://paramountplus.qflm.net/TBG Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Sep 22, 2021
59 min

September means it's officially spooky for these Gays! Justin and Kevin reunite after an impromptu mini break (life gets busy, y'all). This week the gays talk the start of Spooky Season, their reintroduction to The Real Housewives franchises, their favorite Housewives, and share tales from their vacations from each other. The notorious limited edition Budlight Seltzer Flannel pack is the sponsored cocktail this week! listen along as Justin and Kevin rate their favorites and gag at the least faves!This weeks episode brings you super deals from:Go to https://paramountplus.qflm.net/TBG and start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere!Go to https://instacart.oloiyb.net/TBG and get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again!Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Sep 15, 2021
56 min

Justin + Kevin break down their first Renaissance Fair experiences. Kevin looks for his Knight in shining armor, but is offered a mans giant pickle instead. Justin finds love with an attractive knight during a joust, the Gays become wizards and steal a wand from a child and Justin's boyfriend runs off with the Queens handmaid. This weeks episode brings you a mighty deal from PARAMOUNT+!Go to https://paramountplus.qflm.net/TBG and start your 7 Day FREE trail! Enjoy hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available right at your fingertips!Enjoyed this merry episode? Two Bland Gays is available on all major podcast platforms! Don't forget to share with your friends and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Aug 18, 2021
57 min

It's Summertime, baby! The gays are taking a break from being beach bums to share their thoughts on having fun in the sun! Kevin shares stories from family vacations past, Justin vacates a poop filled pool, and the boys take a trip down waterslide memory lane. Have a stress free summer with some amazing savings! Go to https://paramountplus.qflm.net/TBG and start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere!Go to https://instacart.oloiyb.net/TBG and get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again!Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Aug 4, 2021
58 min

The Gays are BACK! Justin and Kevin reunite after a month apart, and it feels so good. So right. So Bland. This week, Justin and Kevin catch up on their wild month apart and dig into the misery that is adulting. The Gays break down marriage, Bills, buying a home and babies, or their lack there of.Go to https://paramountplus.qflm.net/TBG and start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere!Go to https://instacart.oloiyb.net/TBG and get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again!
Jul 21, 2021
56 min

That's a Wrap! This week, Kevin and Justin celebrate the end of season one of Two Bland Gays! Some might say, they celebrated too hard....To end Season One, Justin and Kevin recover from an aggressive celebratory hangover and share tales from their boozy past. We hope you've enjoyed the FIRST full season of Two Bland Gays, we can't wait for you to hear what we have planned for Season Two! More laughs, more drama, more interviews, more EVERYTHING! See you in JulyThis weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!
Jun 23, 2021
45 min

Move over Straights, it's officially Pride Month! This week, Kevin and Justin get ready for Pride Month festivities, Kevin shares his thoughts on the warm summer sun, Justin shares his worst nightmare at the movies, and the gays chat about New Movies and TV Shows. RuPauls Drag Race All Stars Season 6 has been announced and the gays are ready to give your their input!This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!Two Bland Gays is a SPICY bi-weekly podcast covering pop culture, current events, politics, funny personal stories and more! Follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays to keep up with us!
Jun 9, 2021
58 min

Move over IMDB, Welcome to Series Queeries! The first of many bland movie review episodes under Two Bland Gays! This week, Kevin and Justin deep dive into The Twilight Saga. Kevin has NEVER seen any of the batty vamp flicks, so Justin sets him up to become a Twi-hard. From the OG to Breaking Dawn Part 2, The gays share their overall thoughts, feelings and final reviews of the Saga and whether they'd watch them again, or give them the steak!What are your thoughts? Are you a Twihard? Want the gays to review another movie series? LET US KNOW! Follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays and let us know!Two Bland Gays is a SPICY bi-weekly podcast covering pop culture, current events, politics, funny personal stories and more!
Jun 2, 2021
52 min
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