The king with an AK-47 faces his mortality. He has a plan. A predictable plan. Hint: it involves his AK-47.

This queer and absurd skit show is about wizards who can't accomplish basic tasks. Just because you have cosmic powers over time and space doesn't mean you know how to finish a ribbon cutting ceremony, apparently.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:34 - Urist McUrist explains why we should care about stupid, stupid wizards.03:31 - Ordering Beers at the Bar. A drunk bartender is too busy flirting to sell booze. That's literally his job. What a FOOL!11:45 - Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard. A student consorts with demonic powers to obtain... a sandwich. A really excellent sandwich, at least.17:40 - The Worst Wizard Duel Ever. In a fight to the death, two wizards repeatedly fail to harm each other in any meaningful way.26:03 - Wizard Tower Grand Opening. It's just a ribbon cutting ceremony. What could possibly go wrong? Many, many things.33:21 - Kobold Sandwiches. I like all kinds of food, but sometimes when you sample food from a culture you're not used to, things get Weird.40:34 - You're Not A 9. Ingloria the bard wants to learn how to make love potions, but is unwilling to put any effort in.45:03 - Hell Pegging. The bimbo wizard engages in an unusual sex act with her former professor. But it's in Hell, so it's fine.51:21 - Training an Anti-Magic Seal. The seal is not an arcane sigil. It is an animal that goes "arf arf". Arf arf, little seal.56:23 - Bottling Your Scent. A humanoid elephant wants to buy a healing potion, but the shopkeeper keeps making it weird. CREDITS:@sarahsunshinesullivan as Urist McUrist, the dwarven necromancer, our narrator.John B. as Abu-Dhazim, a socially incompetent wizard professor.Nova as Aleph, a snooty wizard graduate student.Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Ingloria, the bard who couldn't flirt his way out of a paper bag.Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Wimbo, the Bimbo WizardAnabel M as Dolfrat, Wimbo's talking black catOllie H. as Meepo, the Kobold WitchGambit as Hwytty, the Lizard WizardDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Tuskulus, the elephant person barbarian@thebasschef as Cathy, the Anti-Magic SealCONTENT WARNINGS:Strong sexual content, cartoon violence.IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Sabba the oracle tells us all about how to use fortune telling to get people to make really awful decisions.

We keep talking about the Virgo Supercluster. How we're worse than them. And now you get to find out exactly how much worse we are. It'll be one shining brief moment of clarity in your life. Don't forget to breathe.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:03:18 - Politically Correct Meat. A war leader learns the proper way to address his war-band.05:04 - The Greatest Shame. Time travel is invented to correct a social blunder. 08:53 - A Virgonian, an Earthling, and an Unholy Cosmic Entity walk into a bar...11:19 - How to Drink Water. Humans are 70% water, but nobody knows how to really appreciate it. Except for one person, who will enlighten us all.15:28 - Robot Dad Sitcom. A mom introduces her teenager to her AI boyfriend. Topical, anyone?19:51 - Wedding Heckler. That one friend at your buddy's wedding keeps interrupting the service. Can you blame him? Those things are boring.23:21 - Virgonian Defeat. The host from the Virgo supercluster takes their leave. My comedy was too unabsurd to keep them. Pardon me while I weep uncontrollably.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as the host, Johannes the time travel scientist, and Robot Dad. Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as the Virgonian and a non-binary orcKurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Oliver the time travel scientist, Bernard the groom, Robert Arjet as the Orc Major.Lauren Bard as a feminist orc, Sarah the bride, and a water enthusiast.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as another feminist orc, a priest marrying some people, and someone who just needs to drink some goddamn water.@sarahsunshinesullivan as a vegan orc, and Mitch the wedding heckler. Sarah (@lexspecs) as Ada the robot loving mom.Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as an angry teenager.Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest.IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN:Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Bros approach chicks in a nightclub. One bro loves math. One does not. Of these two, who will get the chicks??? Neither of them. Nobody gets chicks in this scenario.

What do brains taste like? Are they different on other planets? Should I go eat a brain right now, this very instant? The answer to all three questions is "Yes".

This queer and absurd skit show is about how time traveling horses overthrew the roman empire. Included are drunk discussions about centaurs (can they be vampires?), a horse god-emperor, the council of equine time-travel, and many, many scenes of horses rapping. Sadly we could not get horses to beat-box in the background, as the script suggested.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case).SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:36 - Hwilliam introduces the famed, exciting, spendiferous Horse Play01:49 - Can centaurs spoon? With their horse half or human half? 07:32 - A horse senator debates using only neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs.12:20 - Horse raps. Need I say more? Probably. But I won't.17:33 - The Council of Equine Time Travel comes to a difficult decision.23:29 - Vernon reveals his dark terrible twisted grim gloomy and generally upsetting secret to his lover Jim.31:14 - The horse senator from before has become God-Emperor. What now?36:19 - More horse raps, now featuring the time traveling horse Polemia40:34 - Theramin declares that Polemia is a loose cannon, goddammit.42:42 - A human senator and a unicorn have a conversation about racism. Both are for it.48:21 - The horse god-emperor rap battles a time traveling horse. 52:10 - Horses discuss their sex life in "Horse Sex and the City"57:49 - The god-emperor accepts defeat, addressing the troops with neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs. CREDITS:Kurt Wilkinkson (@extrability) as Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace, our esteemed narratorDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Minestrone, a mildly racist unicorn, Mari Lwyd, a rapping horse skull, Theramin, the tauromin (reverse minotaur),@sarahsunshinesullivan as Vernon, a centaur with a terrible secret, and Polemia, a time traveling Clydesdale Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Alfred, a reverse centaur, Incitatus, a horse senator, Pegulus, a peg-leg pegasus, John Burkholder as Julius Mulius, a human senator, Jim, a centaur with anger issues, and Unicorn't, a token human being on the council of equine time travel.CONTENT WARNINGS:War, political unrest, horses rapping (poorly at times)IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

The peasant with an AK-47 has ascended to the throne. But his people still need him to do everything. And by "do everything" I mean "shoot things with an AK-47".

Our conspiratorial host would disagree with the word "skit", but from a certain vantage point, you could view all these strange theories in that vein. Who runs the world? Crabs, Lilo and Stitch, or the pigeon internet tube network? They are each vying for supremacy, and the only way to find out is to listen to this very podcast. This one right here. Don't go anywhere elseRebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - The DMT snake god. This is your brain. This is your brain after smoking DMT and encountering an interdimensional flying snake god. No step on snek!!!03:37 - What's our show for today?04:13 - The Crab Illuminati. Crabs have taken over the world. Now what?08:27 - Lilo And Stitch Weather Control. The fish from "Lilo and Stitch" controls the weather. How did this happen? Who knows. A better question - what to do with it?12:42 - Pancakes Are the Devil's Plaything. Our host reveals that waffles and religion are the opiate of the masses. But mostly waffles. Go eat one right now.17:41 - The Pigeon Internet Tube Network. How does the internet really work? Fiber optic cables? INCORRECT, YOU FOOL!CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian hostCedar as Fince, a DMT newbieLauren Bard as Po, a DMT veteran, and Christie, someone who knows all about the pigeon internetDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Snecko, the snake god, and Petunia, someone who doesn't believe that Lilo and Stitch controls the weather@sarahsunshinesullivan as Crab Emily, the leader of the crab illuminati, Zoe the pigeon internet data engineer, and the Waffle House preacherAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Crab Austin, who is definitely not a human spy, Cindy, an anti-pancake congregation member, and Richard, a pigeon internet believer.Brady as Crab Jason, a crab illumanti luminary, and Alfred Wainsley the Third, an anti-pancake congregation memberLeeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Molly, an animator working on "Lilo and Stitch".Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:Drug use, premeditated murderIF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

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