On June 18, 2026, Laurel County Sheriff’s deputies noticed a vehicle parked illegally in an "Employees Only" spot. What should have been a mundane encounter with the car's occupants, 51-year-old Tricia Croley and 48-year-old Damon Bennett, quickly spiraled into viral internet fame. After Croley handed over suspected narcotics and a fake ID, a search of the vehicle uncovered a black canvas bag that featured what might be the least effective criminal cover story of all time: a printed label reading "Definitely not a bag full of drugs."