Join us as we do a deep dive into our joint mental illness while we strive to stop being garbage people while talking about garbage things.

Margaret and April discuss the ins and out of their tumultuous zodiac relationship while inadvertently making a pact to ne’er give a BJ.

Sorry I don’t do that, I’m not an air sign

Do you have analysis paralysis? Do you do it? Well this one’s for you! Listen as we discuss hard deadlines of April 15, if your childhood affects your decision making regarding dental health and if virgos are really doin’ it.

Hey, where’d you get that champagne?: Doin’ it!

Do you have the penmanship and the VHS recorder necessary to apply to the bachelor? If so, let us know.