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Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

pots n pans productions

Welcome to SIZZLETOWN, the award-winning ‘late-night call-in podcast’, hosted by comedian and broadcaster Tony Martin, with Matt Dower on the ‘pots n pans’. All the callers and guests are played by Martin, via the elaborate editing and sound design of fellow ‘Get This’ veteran Dower. What starts as a fairly straightforward concept (with just three sound effects) becomes steadily more complex, with full-blown musical numbers, multi-caller forums and a talking cat. WARNING: Frequent foul language, and concepts both adult and juvenile.

Ep 108: Podcast Island

Peter Meager is back to class up the show, Dion is back from a rival platform, and Jason Statham is back with an intriguing proposal. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Aug 5

44 min

Ep 107: Inspiring Stories of Triumphant Resilience

The Hater isn’t happy with his medical insurance, Simon Haight isn’t giving up on the Liberal Party, and Christopher Lee isn’t completely dead. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Jul 1

42 min

Ep 106: Relatively Tasteful

The Pikelet Man isn’t bothered by cat curfews, Clive Howlett is living in his car, Mark Table has been cancelled, and Tony tackles the world Helium shortage. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Jun 3

45 min

Ep 105: Constant Taboo-Busting Nudity

Reg Tankwater says even the RSL has ‘gone woke’, Dion says his new podcast was a huge mistake, and Tony says that this episode’s music quiz is the worst one yet. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

May 6

41 min

Ep 104: Accidentally Uploaded

Dave Clacton flies the flag for ‘proper comedy’, Barry Football’s penis has been out and about (again), and Sir Paul McCartney attempts to answer Tony’s terrible questions. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Apr 1

45 min

Ep 103: Cream Horn

The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Mar 4

49 min

Ep 102: Oven Gloves

Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Feb 4

40 min

Ep 101: Unplugged 10 – The Spawning

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Dec 31, 2025

1 hr 11 min

Ep 100: The National Noise

The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Dec 3, 2025

1 hr 22 min

Ep 99: Steelbook Edition

Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste). One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Nov 5, 2025

48 min