Tom Reads His Spam
Tom Reads His Spam
Tom Webster
Most SPAM email makes no sense whatsoever, until Tom Webster dramatically reinterprets it for a modern audience. Tom Reads His SPAM highlights the poetry in the mundane, and illuminates the passion behind some of the Internet's most insane messages.
We Promise, No Close Your Information
With ACME going out of business, Coyote needs a new supplier for nefarious equipment. Today's SPAM might just be their replacement.
May 11, 2021
1 min
What's Killing Us This Week: Tigers, Toxic Foods, and Mad Ghosts
On today's DELICIOUS SPAM, Tom reads what starts out as a fairly innocuous email about nutrition, but it ends horribly for at least three friends in the jungles of India. Also, don't eat tomatoes.
May 6, 2021
3 min
May Deeply Primitive Reason Make Words Rich
Today's SPAM is a delightful word salad, under the hopeful subject line "Nothing can seduce women faster than a big night. Trump medications from Canada."
Apr 30, 2021
2 min
In Which I Get Rich Via Fax
It's a TRIUMPHANT RETURN for Tom Reads His Spam. Today, I got a FAX. Yes, a FAX. If it is to be believed, I am 16 million dollars richer.
Apr 29, 2021
3 min
Ology with the Old Llamas
More DELICIOUS SPAM, with extended quotes from Casanova.
Jun 12, 2019
2 min
Do you like sexy tootsies with crazy ideas?
A provocative question from “Monique.”
May 31, 2018
37 sec
why they may take flight heli-copter
Some delightful, seasonal shoe-related spam.
Apr 19, 2018
1 min
The Clock Is Ticking, Joshua.
Here is a truly terrifying SPAM received by my friend Josh Bernoff, who wrote a very funny article about it on his excellent site, Without Bullshit. This is a fantastic piece of blackmail. Enjoy.
Apr 10, 2018
4 min
Getting Back In The Game
Some SPAM of a very personal nature.
Apr 9, 2018
1 min
Get Your Food Inheritancesnd Pguillochey In The Hydrocephalusck
Get Your Food Inheritancesnd Pguillochey In The Hydrocephalusck
Apr 4, 2018
1 min
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