Oh me oh my oh Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 6 brought us the final days of the honeymoon, and the days were CHAULK FULL of summer camp intensity. We got tears, we got betrayal, we got unsolicited opinions that could have far reaching implications!! Mitch the Bitch got to take a breather while the spotlight moved to Binh's judgey checklist and Morgan's strong and absolutist reactions. We're really not sure about this couple and if they have what it takes. Jury is still out if Nate is just highly malleable, or FAKE AF. Lindy appears to have a tendency to be a shapeshifter for the one she's falling for, and Miguel might be such a scientist that he'll need an extreme lesson in REASSURANCE & VALIDATION. Surprise surprise, Justin sheds tears this week, and they're not even for himself! There is OH-SO-MUCH to discuss, friends, and we don't hold anything back this week. Join us!!  Follow us on Instagram/Tiktok - @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song - Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave us a review, share us w/ your friends! 

Ok friends, Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 5 did not disappoint, even if a lot of the guys did. We are officially underway ~ already getting into some drama, some disagreements, and some bizarre behavior. These guys (minus Mitch) are horny, and never have we ever had to hear about so many boners in a season before. This week the award goes to Miguel. But all of these guys are very concerned about when the marriages will be consummated by day 3 & 4, and we think they all need to chill out. Mitch "the Radical Extremist" finds a way to be selfish and annoying by prematurely telling his new wife that he isn't attracted to her, Justin drops the L-WORD and Alexis freaks (but also loves it), and Nate seems more interested in his IG content than Stacia half the time. What to make of it all?! Let's get INTO it.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, write us a review, share us with your friends! xo    

Holy smokes friends ~ This week we are recapping Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 3 AND 4, and there is no shortage of things to discuss! Everyone has gotten married (praise), and most of our couples are now in Mexico. We talk weird first impression dynamics, Mitch the Bitch and all of his terrible social choices so far, overbearing siblings who would freak anyone out, and our opinions on sharing about your boner in real time with all who are around. THE AUDACITY of some of these people!!!! Between Mitch & Krysten, Stacia & Nate, Alexis & Justin, Lindy & Miguel, and Binh & Morgan ~ we have an explosion of personalities, quirks, chemistry (or lack thereof) that we could ramble about for eons. We laugh a lot this week. JOIN US!!! Tiktok/Instagram: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod every week? Contribute here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song- Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, leave us a review & share w/ your friends! xo    

Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 2 brought us more first impressions ~ the good, the bad, and the ugly! Will Nate live up to Stacia's checklist? Better yet, will he live up to his OWN hype? Moreover, has anyone ever been more creeped out by a family letter to the new spouse than when we learned Nate is a freak in the sheets? We have to wonder about Miguel's choice in suit as well as his choice to share the Dungeons & Dragons of it all so soon, but Lindy seems to be taking it all in stride. Alexis and Justin seem head over heels ALREADY until she finds out about his vow of celibacy. & Mitch the Bitch has a full on karen fit over his new beard grooming that quite frankly, looks way better than it did before. Much more to unpack in this week's recap ~ hope you'll join us!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, share w/ your friends! xo

WE'RE BACK! & Holy smokes do we start with a bang. We start with breaking Steve&Noi-from-Season14-NEWS. Then we talk about our gorgina friend who got featured in the Matchmaking episode and ALMOST made it onto MAFS SD, who shared some little tidbits about the audition/application process with us. & Finally, the MAIN course, we dig right into our MAFS San Diego contestants and all of our first impressions! & DAMN do some people make better first impressions than others. If you self proclaim to cause scenes w/ servers at restaurants, or to have "smashed a lot of chicks" in your 20s with pride, do you really care about a first impression at all? We have. to. wonder. Some of these matches are giving us Compatibility & Possibility, and some of these matches are giving us MAYDAY WTF SERIOUSLY ARE YOU joking us experts?! And would we expect it to be any other way? Let's do this friends. Let's rant and rave and screech over other peoples' life decisions together.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Follow & Subscribe, write us a review, & share w/ your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 20 brought us "Where were they in March?" And let's be honest... it was weak sauce. A lot of it felt like A. Groundhog Day B. An Apology/PR tour C. An Alyssa special. All of which felt like a SNOOZE fest. But hey - Ask us our opinions on a snooze fest, and we're still going to have plenty to say! They eeked out another retreat for us, we got our first ever MAFS Divorce paper-signing, and Noi finally understands that 3 children is a lot of responsibility. There's still plenty to pontificate over. It's our 70th Til Death do Us Recap episode, and our last recap of the season! Give us a listen before we go on a break : )  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap www.buymeacoffee/tildeathdous --> Enjoying the pod? Make a contribution!  Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, subscribe, follow, leave us a review, & share us w/ your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 19 Reunion part was.... frustrating. Why did Alyssa get to become a main character of the show? Why is everyone trying to convince us that Katina & Olajuwon are the Couple of the Year? Why were there no cameras on the damn roof where apparently all the most important conversations happened? SO MANY PREGUNTARS. The silver lining was a fiery and confrontational Dr. Viv, Mark getting to speak his truth, and remembering that Steve indeed has a flaw and that is his obsession w/ LED light strings. All of this and so much more in this week's recap! Stay tuned to the end for yes, another Depp vs. Heard trial correlation.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the Pod? Contribute here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, subscribe, leave us a review & share w/ your friends!xo  

Wowowow. In some ways, we didn't get many surprises in this week's Married at First Sight Boston, Reunion Part 1 ep. But in other ways, we were surprised, by how many people DOUBLED DOWN completely on their behavior throughout the season. Which only made the moments of humility stand out more. Between Alyssa and Lindsey we had PLENTY to screech about. Let's talk about it.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Contribute to the Pod here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave us a review, and share us w/ your friends! xo    

It only took us 17 weeks to get here, but Houston we have FOUR OUT OF FIVE (really four) COUPLES STAYING TOGETHER. We were shocked, gobsmacked, and confuzzled. Which is always a good sign of good reality tv. Some people came in ready to bare their hearts and souls, some came in ready to make sure we all knew why they COULD HAVE said no.... but didn't. LOL. Let's be real, we know we won't get the *realness* until these reunions get under way, but it doesn't mean there isn't still plenty to dissect! This is Olajuwon & Lindsey we're talking about, you know we're gonna have plenty to say. Let's process together! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod? Contribute here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, write us a review & share us w/ your friends! xo

Look, Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 16 didn't bring us much new, but we couldn't let it just pass us by. Watching everyone's 11th hour strategies/moves/thoughts/desires is telling, even if it's just telling us more of the same. Dehydration was a theme of this episode - dehydrated relationship bonds, muscles, and a first for us on reality television - SPERM. Sit back and listen to Tim & Britt screech and process their final thoughts on these couples before Decision Day. and YES - there is a #DeppvsHeard reference, and some wildly irresponsible human guesses made. Why else do podcasts even exist?  Tiktok/Instagram - @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod? Give here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress  https://linktr.ee/TilDeathDoUsRecap Subscribe, leave a review, share w/ your friends! xo