First time millennial mothers, Megan and Tori, dive into the abyss of parenting, armed only with tea and sarcasm. Here, we proudly wear that smeared mascara streak from yesterday's zoom meeting and share secrets on how to outwit a toddler. Join us while we hide in the bathroom enjoying a moments peace while we remove the bits of gummy bear still stuck in our hair. If your primary “parenting style” is survival, you've come to the right place. Get that kettle boiling, we're coming in hot. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.