I just beat the neighborhood chess champ in three moves. Those karate lessons are really paying off.

This week clown shoes are on clearance. That's no small feat.

Special this week on broken can openers. Or, as we call them, can't openers.

Someone stole all our 2022 calendars. I hope they get 12 months.

An earlier version of this episode was missing a few key elements. Such as sound.

I was once such a dedicated employee I took my work home with me. Unfortunately the bank didn't like that.

Today's episode dedicated to the inventor of the starter's pistol, Onya Marx.

26 years with my limo license, and nothing to chauffeur it.

This week we rate scissors. I can't wait to see which pair made the cut. 

Our fall preview is entitled "Constipated" because it hasn't come out yet.