Three Caballeros Podcast
Three Caballeros Podcast
Panchito Pistoles
The world's premier podcast in which three only slightly-funny white dudes talk about Disney and Disney-related content.
TCP 15 - Monsters?! And They're Incorporated? They Have A University Too?! Oh No!!!!!
THOSE WACKY FELLERS ARE BACK!!! After an EXTENDED hiatus, the caballeros are back and rarin' to talk about... Monsters University OCs? That can't be right... Let me check the script. No, that's right, apparently. Okay. Doesn't sound like a great concept for an episode, but whatever. It ain't effecting my paycheck. Y'all enjoy. Flavortext out. 
Aug 20, 2020
46 min
TCP 14 - Good Dad, Bad Dad, Disney Dads, Aren't You Glad?
Shit, when was Father's Day? Did the boys miss it this badly? I could've sworn I marked it on their calendar! I even used the special markers! What a bunch of bell-ends. Oh well. Luckily for you, listener, this dad-centric episode is perfect for any time of year. We hope you enjoy the Three Cab's take on a wide selection of ink-and-painted patriarchs! 
Jul 30, 2020
51 min
TCP 13 - Listen to This Podcast and We'll Tell You If You're a Real Disney Fan or Not!!!
Your Result: You Got: You're a Disney Fan!!! If you love Disney, it's obvious that you also sit through every episode of the Three Caballeros Podcast, why, there the finest source of information and Disney-related entertainment! This week's episode is about BuzzFeed. The boys do BuzzFeed quizzes. They were tired. Sue them. Join our patreon! William will taze you if you don't! This is a threat admissible as evidence in court! He said so.  Patreon link: https://bit.ly/32O3OfL
Jul 24, 2020
53 min
Special TCP Announcement!
No normal episode this week! Dawson had a bit of a headache on the day we were gonna record this week's episode, so we have a special treat instead: a video!  Head over to the Three Cab YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3JB7gTt3Vu0wB4A9-LFWjQ) to watch! If you enjoy this type of content for some reason, please let us know! 
Jul 17, 2020
2 min
TCP 12 - Josh Gad Fatality Combo (with special guest Mattie Dayton!!!)
Another day, another bracket. That's what we say. Well, maybe not you. But definitely your old pal, the flavor text (And maybe like, an overzealous orthodontist? Get it? Like, brackets? For your teeth?). Anywho! In this episode, we do some wicked-sick and totally twisted modification to a bracket we found on Google Images. We pit Disney favorites (a frankly quite bizarre selection of them, to be honest) against each other to see who would kick The Most Ass. Will your favorite win? Were they even included in this original, kinda just scuffed bracket? Listen and see! Special thanks to special guest Mattie Dayton for appearing on the podcast! The lady is a real hoot. 
Jul 9, 2020
53 min
TCP 11 - FAST PASS - Splash Mountain's Laughin' Place
¡Hola amigos! This episode, the boys do their first "FAST PASS" - an episode with just as much stupidity in a quarter of the time. The boys welcome the newest member of the WDW attraction family, the Princess and the Frog re-theme of Splash Mountain, while wishing Br'er Rabbit and friends a fond farewell.  Let the fellas now if y'all enjoy this episode format! It came to be out of necessity (and fatigue), but they definitely enjoyed making it!  ¡Adios!
Jul 2, 2020
16 min
TCP 10 - Mick's Last Resort
TEN EPISODES BABES!!!  Who'da thunk it, huh? We certainly didn't. For our seven loyal listeners, thank y'all for actually putting up with this poopoo podcast for so long. We love ya.  Anywho! In this episode, the boys shoot the s-word about restaurants in and around Walt Disney World. Hope you enjoy! Here's a link to the article I mentioned in the episode - https://www.yesterland.com/mcwdw.html Yesterland is an extremely well written website that is totally worth sinking your time into - it got me through lots of boring classes in high school - Jackson ANOTHER website totally worth sinking your time into is change.org! Attached below is a petition to change the name of the George Wallace Tunnel. There's a ton of other awesome petitions that you should sign as well!   http://chng.it/BmnyxyW4yF Black Lives Matters! Trans Rights! We love y'all. Adios!
Jun 25, 2020
1 hr 1 min
TCP 9 - The Four Comeauxlleros (with special guest Sydney Comeaux!!!)
The Three Caballeros take on another special guest this week, artist and philanthrope Sydney Comeaux! This week's topic - those venerable hotties, the Disney princes! Some of them are pretty creepy! Others? Absolute bae material ;). Give 'er a listen, won't ya? You won't regret it (Or maybe you will. I don't know! I'm not clairvoyant.)!
Jun 11, 2020
59 min
TCP 8 - Getting Evil Wit' It (with special guest Ari Theodore!!!)
The Three Caballeros welcome their first official guest star onto the podcast: self-proclaimed number one amigo Ari Theodore! They ring in the occasion discussing our thoughts on the best Disney villains.  An additional note - the boys behind TCP would like to express our support for the Black Lives Matter movement. Information can be found on our Instagram regarding good places to donate and other actions to take to support the civil rights we all deserve. :)
Jun 11, 2020
1 hr 9 min
TCP 7 - Beef Wants to End My Life - Disney Song Bracket II
Mssrs. Caballeros come to the conclusion of their Disney Song Bracket, with well-reasoned, logical arguments as to why "Trashin' the Camp" is the best song in the Disney canon (Am I japing you? Is your friend, the flavor text, feeding you lies? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out). 
Jun 10, 2020
47 min
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