This week in anguish:

- Tristan and Sistran get corporeal at Rogers Arena as the Canucks defeat the Senators in 18 minutes, leaving Tristan 42 minutes to look a gift wagon in the axle. 

- Relative cheer volumes! Timbit timing! Actually accurate Adelaideans! And are we all Canucks, Wayne? Are we really?

- Dive boldly, often baldly, and beer-gutted into halcyon summers with Howie Meeker's NHL Showdown. 

- Annie get your G.O.A.T., we're kicking it into square one and firing up the etymology wagon. 

- We blow it up and start all over again with the Honey Badger. 

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