This week in anguish:

- Ardella puts aside her pad of paper and turns show prep over to Tristan for this one, who comes armed with such fascinating and well-researched talking points as "Horvat: chant" and "Pettersson: clothes".

- We're Google Translating Swiss newspaper articles to get to the bottom of why HC Visp is abandoning neutrality and Jake Virtanen all at once. 

- How Did We Not Know that we've already had a player who rivalled Conor Bedard's eye-popping World Juniors statistics?

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