This week in anguish:

- Was recorded as we watched the Canucks deflate/implode against the Nashville Predators, after each period. We maintained a super even emotional keel throughout, though - no worries.

- Is essentially the KevinCast, as Juice, ironically, gave us a great deal to chew over. 

- The Whale took it on the fin in their first foray back against the sinful Pride. At least we have Lenka Serdar's...creature (?) to console us.  

- We leave Shorty behind in this week's Tears in Rain to unleash Mean John Garrett.

- Ardella's tone-of-voice power rankings, exposed. 

- Switchy-swap sweaters. Everyone's talking about them. But we cut to the chase. This Johnny can skate. This Johnny can't. Be better, Johnny. 

- Where do Canucks come from, mostly?

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