Hellloooo and welcome back to another episode of This is Calm, and it's Doctor! This week we chat our way through episode 18, "Somebody's Watching." This is a re-recorded episode, for reasons we explain in the podcast. Reid and Gideon are in Los Angeles for a profiling seminar when LAPD asks for their help solving a series of murders of celebrities. The rest of the team joins them in sunny LA and meet Lila Archer, the young starlet seemingly at the center of the murders. Reid spends so...

Hello there! This week we chit chat our way through episode 17 of Criminal Minds, "A Real Rain." The team heads to New York City after a serious of ritualistic murders leaves three people dead. The unsub is shooting his victims, stabbing a knife into their brain through their ear, and blindfolding them. The investigation eventually reveals the unsub is a vigilante killer, and the team has to hunt him down before he kills again. Plus, Tanner regales you with horrific tales of the Toolbox Kille...

Hello! Sorry we suck and missed a week. We had some ~technical difficulties~ that we explain in the episode. But we're back to chat our way through episode 16 of Criminal Minds, "The Tribe." The team heads to New Mexico after five college students are found murdered and a six student is presumed missing. Their investigation starts at the Apache reservation, but the team quickly realizes the pack of killers more closely resembles a cult. Plus, ambient dog noises, the tragedy of white col...

WE'RE BACK. So sorry for the long absence -- life is hard and busy. But we have returned to chat our way through episode 15 of Criminal Minds, "Unfinished Business." We meet retired agent Max Ryan, whose ~arch nemesis~ serial killer has come back to haunt him after a 20-year hiatus. The team clashes with Ryan's abrasive personality as they work to solve the case in Philadelphia -- eventually finding the unsub in the nick of time. Plus, we talk 90-day fiance, brain mold, and as always, Hamilto...

Hiya! We're back to chat our way through episode 14 of Criminal Minds, "Riding the Lightning." This emotional episode sees the team head to Florida State Penitentiary to interview a husband-wife duo on death row for the murders of 12 girls and their 2-year-old son. However, while the husband proves to be every bit the sexual psychopath he's diagnosed as, Gideon and the team quickly realize his wife is a different story. The team races against the clock to prove Sarah Jean's innocence before h...

We're back, baby! Sorry for the unplanned hiatus -- life's been a little crazy lately! But we've returned to chat our way through the 13th episode of Criminal Minds, "Poison." The team is called to New Jersey after a mass poisoning has left a young boy injured when his father, hallucinating from the drugs, beats him with a tire iron. The BAU has to figure out which type of profile fits this poisoner and who the target is. The poisonings take a turn for the deadly when botulism is introduced, ...

Hellloooo! We're back this week to chat our way through the twelfth episode of Criminal Minds, "What Fresh Hell?" The team heads to Delaware after a young girl goes missing — however there was belief she was with her father, so the BAU is already 20 hours behind the abduction. There's not much in the way of clues, but the team is racing against the clock to get young Billie home safely so they rely on their profile and make a public appeal for tips. Things get tense between the girl's d...

Hello! We missed a week because ~life~ but we're back to chat through season one episode 11, "Blood Hungry." The team heads to rural Tennessee after a piano teacher is brutally murdered in her home — the second such crime recently. Another victim follows shortly after the team's arrival and it becomes clear to them that their killer is extremely mentally ill. They capture their unsub but realize he's had help concealing the young boy that he kidnapped. Plus, Moneka gives a quick history lesso...

Howdy! Today we dive into the 10th episode of Criminal Minds and chat our way through "The Popular Kids." The team heads to rural Virginia after a high school boy is killed on a hiking trail and his death leads local police to the skeletal remains of another body. The scene looks Satanic, so the locals call in the big guns to help put the case to rest. As the investigation progresses, it becomes clear to the BAU that the symbolism at the crime scene was likely no more than a diversion, and th...

Hellooo! Today we dive into the ninth episode of Criminal Minds and chat our way through "Derailed." Elle is headed to Dallas to interview a killer when the train she's on is halted by a suicide. Things quickly unravel when a passenger suffering from paranoid delusions spots her FBI folder and starts taking hostages. The team heads to Texas to try and resolve the situation, but before you know it a second team member is taken hostage. Plus, Tanner calls Alexander Hamilton a messy bitch, Monek...