This Fuggin’ Guy

Oh, hey there! Back so soon? That’s no problem, we don’t mind having ya hang around here at This Fuggin’ Guy! Come on in and listen up, Mikey and Dantè are discussing comedy and themselves… go figure right? They also seem to really enjoy black history month, but do they enjoy it for the right reasons? You tell me. RIP Carl Weathers. No music on this episode but the fellas do call up some pals and prank call Mikey’s old manager! Then we get a lil roast battle from comedian spotlight Chief Keith and a guy named Bobby who we sure would hate to be! TAYLOR SWIFT ANNOUNCED A NEW ALBUM! Best day ever! Now get outta here, we’re getting blown by a guy that we very much plan on punching in the jaw!!!!The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

Mikey and Dante discuss the phenomena of “ya just had to have been there.” Have you ever told a story about a hilarious moment, and no one finds it funny? Have you ever had the time of your life, laughing your ass off while recording 40 minutes of ASMR for your podcast, just for everyone to tell you they couldn’t stand it? Well, I guess you just had to have been there!Mikey finds himself in a bind after forgetting to bring his guitar to record those songs we know everyone loves and definitely never skips. But fear not, as we got DJ Kyng Rash to supply us with a fresh beat for Mikey and Dante to RAP over. It’s a news heavy episode! Listen to Mikey and Dante discuss Mark Normands bizarre comedy show interruption and evacuation; the spicy details revealed about Vince Mcmahon, and more! Before our epic RAP song, it’s time for a comedian spotlight, featuring Mikel Normdstrom! Mikel delivers a gut busting minute clip of his standup for us all to enjoy! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!Reality dwindles as we return from our musical break that you totally didn’t skip and really appreciate about this podcast. Wake up from the simulation, and listen to Mikey and Dante discuss their favorite Nickelodeon and Disney shows. That’s how you end a fuggin podcast!The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

Welcome to the super soft episode of This Fuggin Guy. Please turn your volume up and keep your voices down… Today, we’ll be discussing kids in wheelchairs, kids who can’t hunt squirrels without fugging it up, the not so great state of Florida, and more… Join us as we become the first comedy ASMRpodcast for dumb@$$3$! Let us stimulate your senses. Let us tickle your ear holes. Lemme rub that spinal cord for ya baby. Ya like that? Lemme pet the small of your back, take you on a stroll through the park, wake you up with pancakes, spend the afternoon making memories and then you can fugg right off!! Ya’ll like sports?? Witness Mikey absolutely crush Dante in a game of inflatable head field goal ring toss. Live streamed directly to TikTok! We are making history and you do not want to miss it!! The First. The Only. This Fuggin Guy Comedy ASMR Podcast (for dumb@$$3$)!!!The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

Hey guys, Mikey here, taking advantage of the only thing I do have control over for this Fuggin podcast. Now you might be thinking “but Mikey, don’t you host, produce and edit the show??” And you’d be totally correct. But sometimes, I get high and forget… That’s the podcast. So welcome to Episode 25, Hosted by Dante and Fireball!!*air horn noises with women moaning in the background* That’s right, it's time to see just how stupid and bigoted we can get on this podcast of cis-gendered white males. What better way to kick that off than by having Dante and Fireball absolutely roast each other's previous love interests based solely on looks! Just like this show, we don’t care about personality and being a good person, anything below the surface level is too much for our smooth brains to handle!And to show you just how smooth brained we are, Mikey and Fireball go head to head in a no holds barred IQ match! What is a persian apple? We don’t give a frickin damn! I thought just apples were apples! I can, however, tell you the capital of Thailand… But all this thinking makes brain go “brrrrrrrr”, so it’s time to order some fish and sing a got dang song!After the musical break, Dante brings us another Comedian Spotlight, featuring Chris Corrado! A staple in the local stand-up comedy community, Chris goes hard on stage and isn’t afraid to bring his friends up with him, hosting numerous shows across the southeast.So hey, I don’t know what to tell ya other than that. I just work here (even when I’m supposed to be on vacation)Enjoy the show! Into The Storm by Collective Insanity, now streaming on all platforms!The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

It’s time foorrr… A reality check. We might be fuggin' idiots, but we know the truth when we hear it! Aliens running rampant through the malls of Miami? Surely that can’t be!!Well, we brought in an expert from The Cryptid Conspiracy Cult, Chris Morrison! Chris is gonna give This Fuggin' Guy a little educating on what is and what isn’t in the world. Mikey and Dante are in for a rash realization… They’re idiots. Just a bunch of jaw jackin’ morons. Just a couple of looney toons. Just a pair of gooney birds. Just a twosome of mediocre comedy. Just two dudes with ridiculously large wieners making inappropriate jokes about things they don’t understand. Just a duo of very strong handsome fellas putting their last two brain cells together to try and make you laugh. But hey, THAT'S THE PODCAST.Of course it wouldn’t be This Fuggin' Guy if we didn’t talk about some comedy! The group discusses latest stand-up specials from Dave Chappelle and Shane Gillis. Who we think are GOATS of comedy and who are some underrated legends!This week’s comedic highlight comes to us from Ty Mclaurin, a veteran of the comedy game. From running his own comedy club to touring the states, Ty finds a unique way to make controversial topics comical. So getcha nunchucks and ninja swords ready for this one! This Fuggin' Guy is bout to whoop some Foot Klan ass! The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

It’s a new year and This Fuggin Guy is still hosted by the same ole fuggin idiots, Mikey and Dante. The boys try to hunker down and get a little serious this episode, cause Not Everything is a Fuggin' Joke!We got professional wrestlers under serious allegations! Cops doing cop stuff! Adult entertainment sites being blocked! Gypsy Rose getting out of jail and completely ditching her faithful boyfriend! Adult entertainment sites being blocked! Questionable city mayors ruining all of the fun! ADULT ENTERTAINMENT SITES BEING BLOCKED!!!Now, we here at This Fuggin' Guy Entertainment Studios Incorporated Enterprises LLCBTQ know folks come here to have a good time! So we said to Mikey and Dante, “psssttt, maybe you should call up ole Haggard With Fireball and see if he can help lighten the mood a bit.” And sho nuff, ole Haggard With Fireball did just that! But you’re probably still thinking to yourself, “Hey wait a fuggin minute, I thinkeds this was a Comedy Podcast!” And you’d be absolutely correct! That’s why we had our people at This Fuggin Guy Entertainment Studios Incorporated Enterprises LLCBTQ contact the people of Funny Fuggin Rednecks Records and More and have them send over clips of the great comedian Munchie! (Was the audio recorded with a busch light can? Yes, yes it was)So pour a drink! Clean the dishes in the sink. Open your bibles to Ezekiel 23:19-20. Don’t neuter your pets. And enjoy another exciting episode of This Fuggin' Guy, brought to you by The Something Good NetworkThe THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

Darkness descends upon the land and nowhere is safe. Mikey and Dante barricade themselves insideThis Fuggin Guy studios to escape the horrors that have overthrown the outside world. Suddenly, a slow and rhythmic knock at the door alerts them to the presence of another, but is it enemy or foe? “Help! Let me in!” They hear from the other side. “It’s me, DJ Kyng Rash!” “Oh god…” Drones Mikey. “I told this guy to stop showing up to my house.. I mean This Fuggin Guy Studios”“Well we have to let him in” replies Dante. “I wouldn’t wish that dark world on my worst enemy.” Against Mikey’s better judgment, the Fuggin Guys let down their barricade to allow Kyng Rash to enter their fortified and well lit studio. The three begin to break bread and drink wine while the lost Kyng tells the tale of the darkness that has overthrown his kingdom and makes its way to This Fuggin Guy Studios. An ancient and idiotic evil so horrid, it threatens not only Kyng Rash and This Fuggin Guy, but all of entertainment as we know it… “Cancel Culture.” “I know of a man who can help us in our fight!” exclaims Dante. “His name is Kent Hunter, a comedian from SC who has appeared on the #1 comedy podcast "Kill Tony!”“That just might be the edge we need in this fight,” replies Mikeys. “Everything should work out in our favor as long as…”*KNOCK KNOCK*“Hey it’s me, Fireball, let me in!” “Mother of God…” The three gasp in unison. “We’re doomed…” The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

It’s time to dive into the dark realm of chaos and despair with This Fuggin' Guy! Listen to Dante and Mikey as they discuss their upcoming comedy show at LA Tap Room, Lancaster SC. The two go over their thoughts on crowd work and a variety of excuses as to why they don’t do it in their own stand up routines.Wild Man Chase Mungo is set to appear at the show as well, and the guys fear he is inadequately prepared for the show. Will Chase bomb? Will Dante get too drunk to perform? We all know Mikey is the only professional on the bill. Then, stick around for a copious amount of shit talking about the man, the myth, the legend, say it with me… JACCKKK STEFANNNIKKTo wrap things up the guys continue their new segment “Ayee can I get a Fuggin' Shout Out?” In which comedians from around the world send in their clips to be played on the episode. This week's clip was submitted by Darryl Spencer of Indiana!So you know what the fugg to do! Aggressively wrench open a bottle of Swear Jar Whiskey and enjoy the show!The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

Welcome to the super kicked back, lazy holiday episode of This Fuggin' Guy. Join your hosts, Mikey and Dante as they get cozy on Mikey’s couch with This Fuggin' Gal, Michaela, to discuss all the things they love about the holidays. The gang starts by discussing their favorite Christmas movies, with Michaela leading the charge by explaining why The Grinch is THE greatest movie of all time. Does it compete with Dante's all time favorite, Home Alone? Things take a turn when a message is received on Hinge, the dumpster fire of dating apps. Being the relationship expert and guru that he is, Mikey decides to manage Michaela’s dating profile and really spice things up in her inbox, by absolutely roasting every nerd he can find!After a rather disorganized musical performance, Justin Fireball joins the party for a brief moment to tell us his favorite Christmas memory, and boy oh boy is it a good one! Fireball can’t stay long, but lucky for you comedian Joel Dillinger was able to send in some audio of his own works to give us all a good laugh (even if we got stoned and forgot). What better way to wrap up this wonderful holiday episode than by talking about a topic we all know and love, adult entertainment! So pry open a bottle of Swear Jar Whiskey, Light up that Christmas tree, and get cozy with This Fuggin' Guy. The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9

Hold on to your laughter, because Mikey and Dante are back with another riotous episode of This Fuggin' Guy, and they've brought along the hilarious and unpredictable Chase Mungo as their special guest! In this side-splitting installment, the trio dives into a mishmash of topics that'll have you simultaneously snorting with laughter and nodding in agreement.It wouldn't be a This Fuggin' Guy episode without exploring the quirks of Mikey and Dante's lives. Brace yourself for Mikey's unexpected passion: trains. He spills the beans on his deep, and somewhat bizarre, love affair with locomotives. Meanwhile, Dante's dealing with the trials and tribulations of plantar fasciitis, and you won't believe the comedic twists his journey takes.In a special segment, the hosts and Chase dive into the archives of their podcast, picking out their all-time favorite tunes and moments. It's a hilarious stroll down memory lane as they reminisce about the most outrageous and laugh-out-loud moments from previous episodes.Of course, no This Fuggin' Guy episode is complete without the hosts showcasing their penchant for funny voices. Get ready for an auditory rollercoaster as Mikey, Dante, and Chase unleash a symphony of characters that will have you in stitches.And just when you think the laughter couldn't get any louder, the episode concludes with an unexpected twist: sensual ASMR. The guys take a hilarious plunge into the world of soothing sounds, adding their own comedic flair to the normally serene genre.The THIS FUGGIN' GUY merch store is now LIVE with shirts, drinking glasses, hoodies and more! - https://somethinggoodnetwork.bigcartel.com/category/this-fuggin-guyListen to other shows on the SOMETHING GOOD NETWORK: https://linktr.ee/somethinggoodnetwork Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Ge53Nu9