Our very special guest Caroline (not Forbes) subs in for Hannah once again, and we hear the phrase "The Tomb" for the first time.  Please rate and review on Apple Podcasts, email us at [email protected], and chime in on the conversation on Twitter or Instagram @doesntsuckpod. Stay Epic!

Jackie guests again with Areesah and Sam to discuss a fan favorite episode featuring Lexi! Please rate and review on Apple Podcasts, email us at [email protected], and chime in on the conversation on Twitter @doesntsuckpod. Stay Epic! Find Elena's horse painting here.

Kurt guests as our resident horror movie expert as TVD kills its first vampire. Is Mystic Falls near Liberty University? Areesah already caught one mistake in her Dawson's Creek trivia knowledge, but you can still feel free to chime in @doesntsuckpod or shoot us an email [email protected]. Please rate and subscribe on iTunes!

Elena learns the truth! Flashback scenes! Vicki is a hot mess. This is Areesah's favorite epi of the season, and the convo goes on forever and ever and ever. Is there a Sizzler restaurant near you? We also revel in all the Twilight parallels. Welcome back, Caroline, and we miss you, Hannah.

Today, Sam and Areesah are joined by guest host Jackie. Damon is in vampire jail, Stefan is useless (except at making fresh mozzarella), and Elena plays detective. Comments? Find us on Twitter @doesntsuckpod or via email [email protected]. Please rate and subscribe on iTunes!

A quick(-ish) message in response to the last few weeks of turmoil and social revolution.

It's our first episode under quarantine/social isolation/shelter-in-place/whatever we're calling it. Hannah's job under pandemic is pulling her away from the podcast (she'll be back!), so we're hosting our first guest today---our very own Caroline is in the house. It's Sam's first Founders' Council party, Damon reads Eclipse, and Jeremy's "got your punk." Please rate and review on iTunes, and chime in on the conversation on Twitter doesntsuckpod. Stay Epic! iTunes: https://apple.co/2X97mov Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Zdakep

Areesah is infinitely amused by this episode. Did Sam and Hannah get the supersonic "vampire football" that they were expecting? Tune in to find out.

Roll right into the next episode of "This Doesn't Suck" with Areesah, Sam, and Hannah...on what maybe should have been the pilot. Jeremy got jacked, Stefan and Elena fall in love realllllly fast, and everyone looks 35 years old. We also earn our explicit rating. This episode recaps The Vampire Diaries, Season 1, Episode 2. Find us at thisdoesntsuckpodcast.com or on Twitter @doesntsuckpod.

Hey there, Mystic Falls! Meet Areesah, Sam, and Hannah, the co-hosts of "This Doesn't Suck," your new favorite weekly podcast about The Vampire Diaries. Areesah is your resident "expert," doing her best to convince Sam and Hannah that this soapy teen supernatural fantasy drama does not, in fact, suck. Form your own judgments along with us. This episode recaps The Vampire Diaries, Season 1, Episode 1 (pilot). Find us at thisdoesntsuckpodcast.com or on Twitter @doesntsuckpod.