
>The big booty receptionist with the lisp was not at work today. She must have called in thicc.
Jun 13, 2024
30 min

>The bowling alley killer is still at large. Police warn he may strike again.
May 30, 2024
30 min

>a friend of mine does voodoo acupuncture. you do not even have to go.
May 17, 2024
25 min

>One minute you are young and fun... The next minute you are turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
May 9, 2024
34 min

>Large bodies of water have rogue waves, rogue holes and crooked waves. Sounds like scoliocean.
May 2, 2024
26 min

>A rolling stone grows no moss so leave no stone unturned unless of course you want moss.
Apr 25, 2024
27 min

>Having a massive head is a hard secret to keep under your hat
Apr 18, 2024
30 min
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