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A Fist to face confrontation..

The trouble with Bru is a week later I’m drowsy again..

When I’m a hamburger..

No animals were harmed in the testing of this product..

In fact nothing natural has been anywhere near this product.

Songs for my dog

Your hairy little face..

No-one plays ball like you..

Let’s just sit here forever..

Let’s just sit here forever some more..

The mysterious noise.

Am I stupid for buying Smart Water?

If l Believe it, I'll see it (I guess)..

Your paying for what’s not in the bottle.

Water makes rust..

And this one makes you tall..

The red pill or the Blue pill.. (What happens if I take them both at once?)