There's something wrong with me
There's something wrong with me
NC Wantz
I'm a writer and a former comedian. Who left the hills of Hollywood for her hometown of Hagerstown Maryland and trying to figure it all out. I'm starting my life over at 42. I have a lot of stories and opinions and I tell them completely improvised and unscripted. I'm a grown ass woman who has made a shit ton of mistakes. Follow me into the undertow that is my life.  Twitter: cultstartup and email me at [email protected]. If you want a custom painting please shoot me an email and we can work something out. Etsy is being weird but my shop is called Telephoneart. My comedy album Join My Cult Please? is available on all streaming platforms and my fiction comedy/horror novel "Taste" published by AMInk will be out in 2022. If you want to send me money for any reason feel free my Venmo is nikkiwantz and my amazon wishlist https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/29TPNT7OTRZEO?ref_=wl_share
Episode 43: A Matter Of Trust
When you are dating who pays? I am old school as fuck and like to be courted. The kids these days don't think so. I mean if you're my man and you fall on hard times I got your back but I like to feel respected and appreciated in the early stages of dating. Is chivalry dead or just not required anymore? 
Dec 8, 2021
5 min
Episode 42: Banned From Tinder
Dating is super hard in the burbs. I have been out of the game too long and I'm scared of the fate of dating. Or am I? 
Nov 30, 2021
29 min
Episode 41: When I ruined Thanksgiving
Right now I'm so sick and I hope it's not covid even though I'm vaccinated. I prerecorded this for today a few days ago and thank God I did because I couldn't do it now. I didn't really ruin Thanksgiving. I was just a dickhead. Ah, sweet bird of youth!
Nov 25, 2021
20 min
Episode 40: Old Skin For The New Ceremony
I'm back after a long hiatus. I went through a major tragedy which I will get into on a later podcast but I'm starting over from square one. I just talk about how I'm rebuilding my life after a long road. Maybe my story can help someone or inspire others? I'm just here telling my truth and life as I see it. 
Nov 20, 2021
22 min
Smack My Bitch Up
Every comedian, actor, writer, singer has to do shit they don't like from time to time. I just did a terrible short film where a girl acting liked she was punching me in the face. I walked off, not before calling her a C***. Look, I'm nice but I'm not that nice. Love ya! Rate me five stars please and subscribe!
Aug 12, 2018
15 min
Episode 32: Let's try this again
So the other week I tweeted about reading current events stoned? Well, here it is. I did it on a whim and it's raw and unedited. I'm still working it out, or maybe not. I will try to post one every week but don't hold your breath because I can be unreliable. Just ask my family. Cheers! side note: I think Wreck My Ass Ralph was a porno, could be wrong (if it isn't it SHOULD be)
Feb 26, 2018
30 min
Episode 30 Married?! MARRIED
My horrible ex boyfriend is getting married to the woman he met less then a month after we broke up. He's making his friends pay for his honeymoon...cheap...pretentious and horribly tacky. RANT!
Mar 10, 2014
8 min
Episode 29 Tinder
Internet dating is for assholes and sluts. A reformed whore to the core.....shit's not working for me. I'm ready for substantial but i keep meeting losers. This is how it goes in LA....doomed to be alone.
Mar 10, 2014
11 min
Episode 28 The f#ck it list
I have done some crazy things in my day. I slept with my brothers friend and it didn't go as well as I would have hoped....fml. I can't win!
Mar 10, 2014
7 min
Episode 27 Ohhh...Pregnant
Someone is pregnant! Tune in to hear about pregnancy! Ugh...ugh..oh...
Mar 10, 2014
4 min
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