Pushin' 65 & Still Alive. You could be a Modern Moron if: - You are a male. - You think your IQ is measurably higher than it actually is. - You regularly contribute opinions in conversations in which you have no business. - You use any of the phrases "drill down", "take it to the next level", "low hanging fruit", "leverage", "it is what it is", "peel the onion", "boil the ocean", "reach out" or "price point". - You're old and irrelevant. You're not in anyone's target demo except for AARP related matters. If you know what AARP stands for, you're old and irrelevant. If you answer yes to more than one question you are probably a moron. I host this show because I answer yes to all of them proudly. Hopefully you have a child or even a grandchild that will show you how to download this podcast. Actually, have them subscribe to it. Don't ask "what does that mean, subscribe? This isn't a magazine!" just have them do it. Then have them put your earphones on you and press play. If you're still able to do it yourself then God bless you. You're ready to listen to this podcast and take it to the next level.