Theme Park Trash

After years of promises, Rosie and Miya are finally ready to tackle Kingdom Hearts in their penultimate episode. Rosie has finally learned what Kingdom Hearts is from a mysterious anonymous source and what she found out may shock you. They also discuss ugly fonts and unveil a pro-olive conspiracy at Disney World.  --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

In another episode from the archives, Rosie and Miya craft their perfect itineraries as urban explorers in a closed down theme park. Their first act of lawlessness will be touching the animatronics! In a blast from the past, they also discuss the then-unopened Avengers Campus and the disturbing lack of Vision’s spaghetti on the menu.    --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

This episode is from our Patreon and was released on February 2, 2021. Watch along with us as we question whether or not the VK's of the Isle would handle COVID well, and other delirious pre-vaccine musings. -- Theme Park Trash is ending! Listen to our last episode to hear all about it, and what to expect on this feed. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

After a long and mysterious hiatus, Rosie and Miya are back to break their silence on the last nine months of theme park news including blue shrimp and the Great Figment Popcorn Bucket Fiasco of 2022. They also have a major update on the future of the pod.  --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

Mamma Miya, here we go (talking about weddings) again! Rosie and Miya revisit their dream Disney weddings with greater attention to detail, scouring the daunting Shop Disney website and its evil endless scroll for the perfect Cinderella wedding rings and Star Wars cufflinks.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

This episode is sponsored by UNIVERSAL YUMS! Shop the brand new YUMS SHOP and get your very own Epcot-in-a-box full of snacks from around the world when you go to this link. Rosie and Miya bring you a taste of their Patreon with a special episode on the main feed! They talk about Dumb Disney Gossip including the news of someone getting a soon-to-be-defunct piece of Disney merchandise put inside their body... yikes! Also, they devolve into discourse about if discourse is bad, and how they abused their former power as college theatre critics.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! 2-3 bonus eps a month for only $1! Profits from Patreon in March/April will go to Asian Immigrant Women Advocates and Asian (Pacific Islander) Youth Promoting Advocacy & Leadership. We will also be personally matching the Patreon donations. -- You can find show notes at http://parktrashpod.tumblr.com Follow us everywhere: @parktrashpod   Cover Art by Kimi Singer (@japajew) Theme music by Milan Music (@milanmusicofficial)

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY TWRL MILK TEA! Get 15% off your order thru the month of April 2021 at twrlmilktea.com/themeparktrash DISCOUNT CODE: THEMEPARKTRASH Rosie and Miya finally talk parades, from the turn of the century department store promo of the Macy’s parade to the Owl City scored frenzy of Paint the Night. After ranking their top 5 theme park parades each, Rosie and Miya pitch their own chaotic processions.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

Legendary Disney imagineer Joe Rohde is going to outer space... AND SO ARE WE! In honor of Rohde’s new job as the “experience architect” at Virgin Galactic aka the first moon imagineer, Rosie and Miya humbly pitch a few of their own ideas for a brand new moon park.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

After months of nothing, Rosie and Miya finally have cause to celebrate: the opening of Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios Japan! There’s Toad-centric theming, mustache sodas, hamburger hats, and plumber pancakes, and they discuss ALL of it. They also pitch their own video game theme parks, even though Miya has never played a video game.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

This episode is sponsored by UNIVERSAL YUMS! SUPPORT THE SHOW and get your very own Epcot-in-a-box full of snacks from around the world with FREE delivery when you go to this link.   Rosie and Miya may never safely enter a mall again but that won't stop them from talking about Build-A-Bear Workshop! They dissect the Build-A-Bear Instagram and investigate some of their ventures into kawaii culture and Hallmark movies and away from the simple bear. They also chat about upcoming Jungle Cruise changes and Rosie does a dramatic reading of this week's Figment Twitter drama.    SUPPORT US ON PATREON! 2-3 bonus eps a month for only $1! -- You can find show notes at http://parktrashpod.tumblr.com Follow us everywhere: @parktrashpod   Cover Art by Kimi Singer (@japajew) Theme music by Milan Music (@milanmusicofficial)