Greta resurrects THE WORST to answer your questions and bring some fresh energy into the new year :) ....she also drags Trader Joes....don't come for her.---FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The fabulous comedian Alyssa Limperis chats with Greta about fast food, growing up Catholic, high school boyfriends, losing a parent and so much more. Also not to be missed our guest chirper Matt Rogers sits down to tell us embarrassing middle school memories. Alyssa and Greta answer two listener questions about comparing oneself to Instagram models and how to date after your dad dies!! You gotta listen! We love Alyssa!—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The marvelous Sam Pancake comes on to chat with Greta in the very first episode of the New Year! They chat cell phones, growing up as a WASP, partying too much, getting sober, bad jobs and so much more. Sam is a true well of knowledge and stories and is such a treat! LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian Robby Hoffman talks roommate woes, nice kitchen appliances, breaking kosher with egg McMuffins, wearing tights under shorts and so so much more. Greta and Robby also answer advice questions about breakups, makeups and other juicy stuff.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian, writer and STAR Patti Harrison sits down with Greta to discuss prolapsed assholes, extremely irrational fears, The Prune Brothers, horrific television shows that shaped us, Victoria’s Secret lotion and kissing chapped lips. They also answer a listener question about “kumkwat bois”. You will laugh. You will love. You will gag and cringe. EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Max Wittert is back again to answer a TON of advice questions with Greta. Listeners with dating issues, sex issues, friend issues, you name it they answer! Max answers a fresh batch of worst 5 questions and also gives the 411 on the spas of Los Angeles. LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Jake Nordwind joins Greta for a chat about lip rings, middle school, fedoras, DUIs, sobriety, and how weed is ultimately bad. Jake is very vulnerable and open and we love that and him!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The incomparable John Early sits down with Greta to talk The Matrix, the seduction that is the movie Chocolat, being emotional in high school, Urban Outfitters as a lifestyle, smoking cigarettes and so much more. They also answer THREE advice questions all from gorgeous, emotionally aware listeners. John then gives a controversial answer to the worst Diva!!! LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The glorious and magical comedian Sandy Honig sits for a nice chart with Greta about autoimmune diseases, questionable fashion choices in high school, gymnastics, pulling your titties out, sexualization, longing to be gothic and so much more. Sandy betrays Greta when she answer what the worst condiment is in her Worst 5 and says a first time diva who hasn't been called out before! Ya gotta listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The absolutely wonderful Sudi Green sits down with Greta to chat about losing virginity, high school romance, drinking, older sisters, yeast infections, smelly vaginas and so much more. You MUST listen!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.