I can’t tell you, ’cause then you’d know. TWC26-CorporateEspionage

Piece a crap.   TWC25-BackRubsThumbsandJointPain

Can’t say the same thing for mine. TWC24-BuyingGifts

Meow. TWC23-LosingMyEdge

I don’t have little pink girlie lungs. TWC22-LittleFuzzyBuddies  

I don’t know why they even make ’em. TWC21-Socio(path)-Economics

I had to turn the brightness down ’cause it was gettin’ too crazy. TWC20-iPhucked

I didn’t giggle. TWC19-AddictivePersonality

Bedsheets, towels, clothes, everything, cat bed. TWC18-ALotCanChange

Drowning my dignity in a shallow bucket. TWC17-TheyCanSmellItOnYa