We’re back and discovering racist jewelry. Jackson fights deaf kids and then revolutionizes traffic systems. Jon loves Kanye like Kanye loves Kanye. And Coachella is headlined by Imagine Dragons and Seal. It's the latest episode of the Wasted Prime  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

WE'RE BACK BABY.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

We know you're all heartbroken, believe us we are too. We love you all (mostly) and are so thankful you actually waste your precious time listening to the sweet sounds of our voices. We promise it won't be weird if you touch yourself as you listen to every episode again while we're on break, we totally get it. But don't worry we'll be back in a few short weeks so we can all be horny together again. We love you <3 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

JON HAS BIG NEWS!! We also dig into the most legendary scam of all time. We assess pre-crime behavior and mojitos. What the FUCK happened to Quizno’s?? I WANT A FUCKING HOT SANDWICH. Sorry in advance for how fucking horny you’re going to be by the end of this episode. Everybody gonna be fuckin’ in the last 5 minutes. It’s week 16 here on the Wasted Prime Podcast *kiss kiss* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

BOBCAT ATTACKED MY WIFE AND OUR AUDIO IS GARBAGE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

Would you rather have 1 penny or $1 million? The answer may surprise you. We’re back with the hard hitting business questions such as “would you rather have more money or less money?” and “do you have a job?” Also Jackson’s going to pull a royal family on his step step cousin. Also a white woman named Krishnaya is suffocated by… not dying? We’re not really sure what’s going on with that on the 14th episode of the Wasted Prime. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

This week on the Wasted Prime we bring a lot to the table. Lots of fresh content. New, hip, current content. It’s hot off the press action here on episode 13. Ahead of its time if we’re honest. Nothing but new ideas and fresh vibes. Mental stability is the name of the game on the newest episode, of the Wasted Prime baby. *kisses* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

Please accept our apologies for the last episode. We regret it deeply. As a token of appreciation, Jackson talks about how he shit his pants and Jon talks about how he is so cool and has sex with so many women.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

Episode 11 is here a day late, BUT it's our BEST EPISODE YET. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message

It’s almost St. Patty’s Day and we’re celebrating by hitting the hard stuff: Nazi automotive manufacturing, Thomas Jefferson’s paternity case(s), and hard liquor. That’s right, you’re gonna listen to us without our cleverly constructed veil of sobriety and wit, so buckle the fuck up. This is our longest episode yet, so grab a beer and come hate yourself with us. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wastedprimepod/message