The gang is mostly back to recap a lot of footy over the last two weeks, where we review #TFClive vs RSL and NYCFC, NSL and CanPL reviews, talk about some troubles in the CanPL, prep for the opening round of the Voyageurs Cup and preview Toronto hosting Montreal, preview Toronto hosting New England, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin initially counted two BC teams (right?!), Duncan thinks one of the underdogs will make a game of their V-Cup tie and Mark says a thing about coasts and levels of dryness and regrets it later.

The gang is mostly here to commiserate #CanWNT vs Argentina (round 2), recap a sleepy #TFClive vs Minnesota, talk Gold Cup draws, #CanPL week 2, NSL week 1 with our hopes and dreams, preview TFC vs RSL and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan admits to remembering things relative to when the Queen died, Mark admits to rejigging how Forge counts a win, and Krisin absolutely relishes in Herculez Gomez comments.

The gang is mostly here (after two bouts of the sickies) to recap Toronto v Miami and Vancouver, recap and preview #CanWNT vs Argentina, some #CanMNT notes, #CanPL season is back, preview Toronto vs Minnesota and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin admits to a new kink (no shame), Mark thinks the commissioner is insane or lying and Duncan ties the B-52's into a player's name brilliantly.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is, in fact, our official 500th episode and we are joined by friends of the show SuperSub James Grossi and our Ohio Chief Correspondant Mike Hudson to reminisce over the last ELEVEN DAMN YEARS (what have we done??!), favourite bits, some podcast history, some Toronto FC history, and far too much malarkey. And we even brought back a Bitchy Blank!!! This year's Bitchy Blank is: If I've learned anything in all our years of podcasting about Major League Soccer, it's ____________

The gang is mostly here with special guest Ohio's own Mike Hudson to talk FC Cincinnati vs Toronto, recap the MLS kits, review #CanWNT at the Pinatar Cup, Toronto v Orlando, talk a retirement, CONCACAF Champs Cup and malarkey. In this episode Kristin picks a communist, Mark has a colleague that kinda ruins his justified distaste, Duncan likes a Vancouver, and Mike keeps dropping the same name all over the place.

The gang is mostly here to recap ALOT as #TFClive sign some players and get a point in DC, look ahead to Orlando City, recap all of the CONCACAF Champs Cup results, recap two #CanWNT matches at the Pinatar Cup in Spain, some coaching news, NSL schedules, a new league down south, and a whole bunch more and malarkey. In this episode, Mark looked up the Pinitar Cup organizers and then gave up, Duncan shows his disdain for Middlesbrough (again? probably?) and Kristin redefines what a familial dynasty is.

The gang is mostly here to recap CONCACAF Champions Cup opening ties of Forge v Monterrey and Cavalry v Pumas, #CanPL finally releasing a schedule, #TFClive sign (a) De Ro, #CanWNT and Stoney's first squad for the Pinatar Cup and the upcoming matches v Mexico and China, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan thinks it's all a nostalgia ploy (might not be wrong), Kristin is for Jordyn but isn't really and Mark was not that envious of Cavalry but totally was and he's in denial.

The gang is mostly here to talk about #TFClive signings, statues and shirts, #CanPL moves, a distinct lack of domestic schedules, #NSL stadium signings, Concacaf champions cup starts, national team news and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan discusses the questionable number of orifices he may have, Duncan perfectly name-drops Ryan Johnson and Duncan is all about the "500".

The gang is mostly here to recap a month's worth of news, including new #TFClive new coaching staff and loanees, #NSL big player signings, #CanPL roster shuffling, new #CanWNT coach and a bunch of malarkey. In this episode Mark is sure Toronto is playing the New Zealand Rugby Team this time, Kristin is disappointed in Quinn (for not signing with Toronto) and Duncan dissects Ottawa's new gaffer's butt-kissing quotes.

The gang is mostly here to review the San Diego expansion draft, re-entry draft, Voyageurs Cup draw is out, Vancouver Whitecaps are up for sale, NSL signing updates, Toronto FC signing, #CanMNT & #CanWNT player of the year nominees, end of year wrap up and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan plots out another banger of a Voyageurs Cup, Kristin shines in casually firing off name puns, and Mark oversubscribes himself to various ideas.