The gang is here to recap #TFClive vs New England, AFC Toronto hosting Montreal, recap the rest of the #CanPL and NSL game weeks, Promise David to Brighton, Johnstone to (stay at) Celtic, a touch of FIFA drama still, preview Toronto v Charlotte and Miami (at different times) and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan was on one with the puns tonight, Mark wasn’t as negative about Toronto FC’s performance as his runup implied, and Kristin has properly nicknamed Simcoe County Rovers “the Wonderdogs” and it’s perfect.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (9m07s) Montreal Roses sack their coach after Women’s V-Cup loss to Simcoe County Toronto FC win over New England Someone let us in a private box for AFC Toronto v Montreal Recap of NSL week Recap of CanPL week Segment 2: What we’re talking about (54m20s) FIFA fires Kevin Lamour Promise David to Brighton Hove & Albion Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h09m46s) Preview #TFClive vs Charlotte and Inter Miami Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 583 [two_third_last]--

The gang is here to recap the NSL and CanPL game weeks, talk about Rapid Ottawa gets a coach and a final, UEFA et al. v FIFA, the case of the missing Devin and TFC, preview #TFClive v Montreal, various domestic game weeks and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark fails and excels in Bananarama titles at the same time, Duncan has a new button he needs to press (and isn’t AI) and Kristin way oversells Calgary Wild’s amazing game.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (7m34s) Recap of NSL week Recap of CanPL week Canada M U-20s qualify for the World Cup Segment 2: What we’re talking about (33m16s) Ottawa Rapids get a new coach Ottawa Rapids get a league final UEFA vs FIFA Devin of TFC fame becomes a meme Segment 3: What’s coming up (59m47s) Preview #TFClive vs New England Preview AFC Toronto v Montreal Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 582 [two_third_last]--

The gang is here to recap #TFClive vs DC and NYCFC, have a laugh and a swing at Infantino and his shenanigans, talk about #CanMNT and #CanWNT friendlies this fall, recap and preview CanPL and NSL game weeks, MLS new commissioner and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is genuinely confused as to how Forge are in first, Duncan offers up a better FIFA acronym, and Kristin is at her wits end with what’s a cup game or isn’t.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (5m38s) Recap TFC vs DC and NYCFC Recap of NSL week Recap of CanPL week Segment 2: What we’re talking about (47m39s) Infantino’s cash grab and power failures New MLS Commissioner National Team friendlies announced V-Cup catch-up Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h19m59s) Leagues Cup time already? Preview CanPL and NSL game weeks Show References Skratch Bastid Imperial March DJ set -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 581 [two_third_last]--

The gang is here to recap the final chapters of the World Cup 2026, #TFClive played through a snoozer v Montreal, preview New England and DC United, catch up on the NSL and CanPL leagues, talk about a new domestic trophy, complain about the World Cup tournament and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark cops to having bicycle related trauma when he was much younger, Kristin wants to workshop a nickname for a new trophy, and Duncan has successfully rebranded DC United.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (5m53s) World Cup quarterfinal World Cup semifinal World Cup 3rd place match World Cup final Catch-up of NSL week Catch-up of CanPL week Segment 2: What we’re talking about (1h12m49s) Final tournament thoughts Women’s Voyageurs Cup announcement new coaches in NSL and CanPL Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h53m23s) Score predictions of #TFClive vs New England, DC United Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 580 [two_third_last]--

The gang is here to recap the World Cup quarterfinals, a semi-final, predict the other semi-final (Tuesday recording), recap the NSL signings and announcements, V-Cup catch-up, In this episode Mark declares accounting a ‘sport’, Duncan already has a sponsor lined up and Kristin innocently ruins a perfectly good West Ham joke.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (4m32s) World Cup Quarterfinals World Cup Semi-Final Segment 2: What we’re talking about (53m14s) Recap of Voyageurs Cup Quarterfinals Recap of CanPL week Winnipeg to NSL (lol CanPL) TFC departures and signings Futbol is life Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h39m02s) Predict the World Cup Final Preview #TFClive vs Montreal Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 579 [two_third_last]--

The gang is here to meticulously dissect all the results in the World Cup, calling in a favour, previewing further knockouts and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark laughs at American exceptionalism when it comes to soccer and kicking a ball in general, Kristin rubs in that she got to watch the Mexico v England match, and Duncan has a go at Manchester United as early as humanly possible to set up for a Darlington reference.  Show Rundown Segment 1: the rest of the Round of 32 (6m00s) Segment 2: Canada v Morocco and post-mortem (29m50s) Segment 3: more Round of 16 (1h07m42s) Segment 4: USA v Belgium and the nonsense surrounding it (1h39m03s) Segment 5: last of Round of 16 and predicting the Quarter-finals (2h02m40s) Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 578 [two_third_last]--

The gang is back from a rest/life chaos/a football tournament to talk about said football tournament, #CanMNT and their performance, the successes and failures of the tournament as a whole, Toronto crushing it as a host city, Mbappe speaks out, Iran’s mistreatment, preview #CanMNT v Morocco and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin shoehorns a domestic review catchup, Duncan mispronounces a sponsor with a French accent (and it’s delightful) and Mark admits his dream scenario was spoiled months ago.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (6m27s) World Cup catchup Catchup of CanPL and NSL Segment 2: What we’re talking about (1h10m00s) Iran at the World Cup Kylian Mbappe speaks out on gambling preview #CanMNT v Morocco Show References The North American Soccer Accord by Paul Beirne Randy Feltface: First Banana -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 577 [two_third_last]--

The gang is all here to recap the latest CanPL game week, review the #CanMNT draw with Ireland, and then talk about our feelings with special guest “Gentleman” James Grossi because there’s nothing else to talk about. Except the World Fucking Cup!!! In this episode Mark refuses to be (or actually is) serious about his group predictions, Kristin is mad at Fotmob with good reason, and James asks very journalism-type kit questions. Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (8m10s) Recap of #CanMNT v Ireland Recap of CanPL week Segment 2: What we’re talking about (30m56s) The Fucking World Cup 2026 Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h54m50s) Preview #CanMNT vs Bosnia-Herzegovina Show References Unattached FC by friend James Grossi -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 576 [two_third_last]--

The gang is here to recap NSL and CanPL game weeks, recap Canada v Uzbekistan, preview Canada v Ireland on Friday, preview the CanPL game week, talk some CanPL BC news with a new coach for Pacific and a settlement for Vancouver, CanWNT roster announcement and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan demonstrates incredible hearing, Mark gets called out for his stadium “expertise” and Kristin chooses this episode to reveal her domme side.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (10m47s) Recap of NSL week Recap of CanPL week Recap #CanMNT v Uzbekistan Segment 2: What we’re talking about (55m50s) #CanMNT roster CanPL BC team news #CanWNT announce 26 player camp for Costa Rica friendly Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h26m13s) Preview of NSL week Preview of CanPL week Preview #CanMNT vs Ireland Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 575 [two_third_last]--

Some of the gang is here to recap Toronto v Chicago, review and preview CanPL and NSL game weeks, TSN announces their media line up for the World Cup coverage, Jesse Marsch gets a contract extension, Roses to Saputo, #CanWNT v Costa Rica announced, preview #CanMNT v Uzbekistan, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan is recovering from not hantavitrus (allegedly), Kristin explains that Janine Sonis isn’t new to Mark and Mark reminisces about COVID footballing legends.  Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening (9m58s) Recap Toronto v Chicago Recap of NSL week Recap of CanPL week Segment 2: What we’re talking about (46m10s) TSN announces their World Cup broadcasting teams Jesse Marsch contract extension #CanWNT announces friendly away to Costa Rica Montreal Roses to play at Saputo Stadium Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h18m27s) #CanMNT v Uzbekistan Preview of NSL week Preview of CanPL week Show References -- Support type things Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated. 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 574 [two_third_last]--