Icebreaker: If the average life expectancy was 400 years, what would you do different?

-Chicago woman chops up landlord, outs her remains in a freezer following eviction notice. 
-Jamaica bans broadcasts of all music and TV that glorify drugs or crime.
-East Chicago teacher arrested for having a “Kill List” with names of students and staff. 
A 5th grade student told a counselor their teacher made comments about killing herself, students, and staff. Police say the teacher told the student she had a kill list and that the 5th grader was on the list. 
-Davente Adams has been charges with misdemeanor assault after shoving a photographer to the ground after a Monday night game. 
-Dallas man kills a 21 year old woman, that he knew, after she beat him in a basketball game.

A Moment in Love:
-Person asking for advice:
“I do not like my mother in law. She acts like she is my husbands wife and it makes me uncomfortable. She makes money but my husband pays all of her bills. When he buys me nice things she makes slick comments then he goes and buys her the same thing he bought me. I love that he treats his mom nice but their relationship is cringe. It’s not normal energy. Any advice?
-During his interview on DrinkChamps, Boosie said social media is the cause of this generation’s failed relationships. Because social media makes more men/women available. 

Would you rather: 
-Fight Michael Mayers or Freddie Kruger?
-Be able to travel through different universes or through time?
-Be John Wick’s, Robert McCall’s, or Jack Reacher’s sidekick? This means you are in every fight. 
-Smell like onions, garlic, or old cheese every time you went on an interview or date?