Ice breaker:
-20 million pay day, are you playing gay for a movie or show? Example, Lil Murda on P Valley.

In Ratchet News:
-Las Vegas Landlord, 81, allegedly accused of forcing mother of 5 not sign a contract, “Direct Consent for Sexual Intercourse and or Oral Sex” in order to lease home. 
-Kansas City Pastor calls congregation cheap, busted and disgusted” because thy wont buy him a watch (clip in DMs). The apologizes (clip in DMs). 
-Monkey Pox patient nose is rotting after being dismissed as sunburn. 
-NFL and NFLP reach agreement on an 11 game suspension for quarter back Deshaun Watson. Settlement also includes a $5million fine that will go to charity.
-Pro rugby player was suspended for sticking his fingers in an opponent’s booty. This is not the first time. (Video in DMs).
-Update in R Kelly trial: Former Goddaughter allegedly featured in 2008  sex tape testifies they had sex hundreds of times before she turned 18. She was introduced to Kelly when she was 13, by her aunt. Her aunt told her Kelly would be her god father. Weeks later, he began making sexual advances on her. 
-Florida teacher arrested after police find missing teen in her home. 
-Man goes viral for posting himself going to McDonalds covered in Monkey Pox. 


A  Moment in Love:
-How do you feel about long distance relationships?
-How do you feel about dating someone in prison/jail?

Would you rather:
-Fart every time someone called your phone (you can’t stop the calls) or have to take a shit every time you get a text?
-Eat a fly pie or eat room temperature worm soup?
-Be Lil Murda or Uncle Clifford?
-Your sweat smell like garlic or onions?