Icebreaker: What was the best part of the first day of school?

-Groom exposes bride’s affair with brother in law and plays their sex tape during wedding.

-ICU nurse kills 6 people in LA fiery crash. She stands to be sentenced to 90 years.

-Woman charged with murder after setting her boyfriend on fire at a Shell gas station.

-Marshawn Lynch arrested for suspicion of DUI in Las Vegas.

-Who’s wrong? (Clip in DMs) Spirit airline employee hits woman/customer during altercation.

-Irv Gotti had a lot to say during his time at Drink Champs.

Tim’s segment: She’s a 10…

Moment in Love:

-Clip in IG DMs. Twitter is having a fit about his caption. 

*Man and woman get married after having first date at a Popeyes parking lot.*

Would you rather:

-Would you rather stub your toe once a day or get a paper cut once a day?

-Would you rather take unlimited plane trips in a middle seat or one a year in the most extravagant first class cabin?

-Would you rather have to shower every day in scalding hot water or in freezing cold water?

-Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?