Beth and Claire return to your ears with a recap of 2017's Wrapped Up in Christmas, where an uptight career woman and a lawyer-turned-painter find love... at the mall! Special appearance by everybody's favorite drunk grandma, Jasmine Guy.

All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(

A tale of flashbacks and flash drives...

Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.

Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.

I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.

Now they at the frat party, having a great time.

Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.

Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.

More like "Growing Fangs" am I right?