The Upshot
The Upshot
The Upshot
Michael Jordan: f*** them kids | Part two
44 minutes Posted Apr 21, 2026 at 6:00 am.
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Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer.

Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back?
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Links from the episode:
Michael justifies his gambling habit: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DMA7-hYAJY-/
Rap video from his dad’s killers: https://www.nbcchicago.com/video/news/local/daniel-green-rap-video_chicago/48061/
University Challenge euphemism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk
Tyreek Hill’s grandma looks like Scottie Pippen: https://x.com/NBAMemes/status/1863302711414010289

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