
France’s 2010 World Cup squad was absolutely full of wrong’uns.
From illegal organ harvesting to sex tape blackmail, meet the mutinous French mob who had a meltdown in South Africa.
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Jul 6
38 min

On the show today:
- Hysteria and backstabbing as big dogs crash out the World Cup
- David Beckham’s awkward reunion
- Ben Stokes’ big moment is overshadowed by a pundit’s shagging
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Links:
Beckham awkward encounter - https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/comp-1782750686.png?w=646
Botham on England cricket behaviour - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3FKSCVCjypk
Jaded Stokes - https://shorturl.at/EH0tL
Bielsa - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ugs4j3/heated_interview_from_marcelo_bielsa_after_being/
Hong Myung Bo banned from shops - https://shorturl.at/wrnn9
Hong Myung Bo blurred in interview - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1558002462427954
Hong Myung Bo bows to reporters - https://shorturl.at/Q8Xcs
Ruggeri - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uilkbr/fabrizio_corona_matteo_ruggeri_allegedly_pays/
Garnacho hair - https://shorturl.at/Jv82D
JP hair - https://shorturl.at/ZAZgp
Townsend eating eggs on plane - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaDobq6gVm_/?hl=en
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Jun 30
51 min

The England squad that flew to Germany 20 years ago was packed with absolute wrong'uns.
From shagging grannies to battering DJs, meet England's last golden generation…
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#football #England #worldcup2026
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Jun 29
36 min

On the show today:
- England fans robbing post offices
- The real reason Roberto Martinez stuck with Ronaldo
- Aaaand World Cup’s get its first sex scandal - more on that later
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Links:
Ghana witch doctor - https://shorturl.at/KvYF4
Lion prediction - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1983902578920572
Ronay account of Dallas - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZrf1UxTIz6/
Spanish drug shack - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZxuDiLi0Yr/
Drug shack street view - https://shorturl.at/OlBSZ
Mexico ‘86 wrong’uns doc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GI6xxaRUvY
One Direction in Gothenburg - https://shorturl.at/jAk35
Xaud restaurant - https://shorturl.at/iMgiz
Germany 2010 photoshoot - https://bodypainting-arts.de/bodypainting-mit-der-fussball-national-elf-2010/
Harry Kane’s dad - https://shorturl.at/SI9UH
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Jun 24
51 min

Brazil’s Class of 2002 was filled with scintillating shaggers and absolute wrong'uns.
From fake lottery scams to 15-year-old fiancees, meet the World Cup's wildest winners…
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Jun 19
36 min

On the show today:
- Scotland’s wife-stealing striker
- Ecuador’s New York strip club adventures
- Has Anthony Joshua been CLONED
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Links:
Rod Stewart - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39402968/rod-stewart-scotland-world-cup-haiti-cancel-gig/
Scot hit by motorbike - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/15312370/scotland-england-euro-tartan-army-fan-crash-motorbike/
Worm on the tube - https://x.com/SickChirpse/status/1405864051612303363
Lyndon Dykes tattoo - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10839282/lyndon-dykes-scotland-ronaldo/#
Lego Nike Air Max - https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/nike-air-max-95-x-lego-set-43025?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUK-VqqTHYs0Frg-3536742-1537979-15
Red light district cycle lane argument - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXD0ysrjql8/
Mexican locals Gangnam Style - https://x.com/ssmb291_/status/2066519419308970082
Lee Kang In phone snatch - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1u4u590/kangin_lee_gets_his_phone_taken_from_him_by/
Shibuya crossing celebration - https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2066393163325952234
Reversed Japan fans picking up litter - https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1596842985098215424
Neymar steals kids shirt - https://x.com/AJIx1998/status/1596868190566424576
Kendry Paez strip joint - https://x.com/FootballReprt/status/1772449889126953381
Enner Valencia police chase - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/07/enner-valencia-everton-chased-police
Anthony Joshua clone - https://x.com/GreatBritishMC/status/2062592338237751785
John Fury punching walls - https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2065985520258163029?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=trainspotters-underwear&_bhlid=854c537983ebb5edf9b8ba6451eb59be40218e7f
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Jun 16
58 min

On the show today:
- Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City?
- The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap
- Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step
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Links:
Mexican Wave - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1040007111920194&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=severed-heads-of-criminals
USA Chants - https://x.com/WorldCup26HQ/status/2061822313104834657
Curacao Arrival - https://x.com/SI_FootballClub/status/2063448675989197130
1930 World Cup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJhbRvMRssM&t=354s
Ben Duckett Noosa - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ottGKIRTL_4
Bosnich Injury - https://x.com/10SportAU/status/2062757384897151474
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Jun 10
49 min

England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation.
And what comes next is even worse…
In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings.
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Links from the show:
Jordan Henderson bebo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEtzGEhFHpAncPmAcQzueHxFPYTKwULTdOZA&s
Hodgson on the tube: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63293000/jpg/_63293881_63285194.jpg
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Jun 9
54 min

On the show today:
- Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
- Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops
- Amir Khan’s caveman sexts
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Links from the pod:
Sterling driving incident:
https://x.com/debornair99/status/2061513712813719634
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Jun 3
59 min

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Miami, 2014.
Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.
The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.
But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q.
This is the story of England: the banter years…
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Links from the show:
Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM
Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/
Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs
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Jun 2
48 min
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