Wait, we aren't dead, Unholy surprise! Alternate titles for this episode included "Some Things Did Happen" and "DJ BOTTOM SURGERY"; listen to find out why!

Jessica and Becca accidentally take a trip to the past. Frasier and Niles disagree on the proper way to fold a towel. This was retroactively the season two finale, oops!

We recorded a whole episode back in September and then Jessica didn't save it, so it's her fault that you didn't get a new one until now. Mot accidentally gives Captain Picard a reverse mohawk ahead of an important treaty negotiation.

Becca and Jessica reflect on their time in the desert. Monica, Rachel, and Joey get trapped inside an oversized novelty cake for Ross's birthday.

Becca procrastinates a paper while Jessica recovers from The Bad Weeks. Jeff and the Dean get trapped in an elevator.

Becca beads beautifully. Jessica jokes jovially.

Becca and Jessica fight a lynel; Worf learns to dance the jitterbug with disastrous results.

Becca and Jessica are replaced by AI; Jamie and Nate spend the evening stuck in an elevator.

We talk about proper wiping techniques a LOT in this episode. More than usual.

Our hosts talk first dates; Picard and Riker are forced to determine which of them will be the front of a human centipede.