It's the battle of the depressing brain tunnelling parasite Pokemon today. We promise we didn't do this on purpose. No one would do this on purpose. I feel so flat. Vote now on which Pokemon you think is the least worst (lets face it) by going to Twitter @ultimateofpod or by emailing us at [email protected] also talk about cordyceps, existentialism and chodes. Enjoy!

What a momentous and joyous occasion. EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! OLD MAN PUTS ON HAT!To commentate this most patriotic of occasions, we at the Ultimate Tournament of podcast thought we'd show our appreciation for our reptilian overlords by releasing a super special monarchy themed episode of our series on Generation 1 Pokemon.So, we have Nidoran (Nidoking/Queen - get it?) up against Ekans (lizard - do you see?) The episode turns into a mediocrity contest yet again but you work with what you've got. Please show your love for the royal family, even the noncey one, by voting for which Pokemon should progress to the next round. You can do this by following us on Twitter @UltimateOfPod or emailing us at [email protected] also talk about David Icke, liver spots and the necessity of nagging bitch wives. Enjoy!

We've got a bit of a mismatch this week on the Ultimate Tournament of Podcast. Porygon, who really isn't even a Pokemon if you think about it, and Hitmonchan, the sports direct loving sports wearing punching fool. Who is the best? You decide. Go to @ultimateofpod on Twitter or email [email protected] to vote for which Pokemon should get through to the next round.We also talk about hepatitis, crocs and primordial dwarves. Enjoy!

It's an all insect battle royale on the latest episode of the Ultimate Tournament of Podcast. Scyther (the faecal frightener) or Pinsir (horny). Pokemon can be truly terrifying when you think about it. Follow us on Twitter @ultimateofpod or email as [email protected] to cast your vote for who should go through to the next round of tournament. We also talk about wiping bums, horrific births and ending it all with a dog lead. Enjoy!

It's the battle of the weirdly sexual in the latest episode of the Ultimate Tournament of Generation 1 Pokemon and all that. We also talk about the temperature of a rectum, Brock's crimes and Ash Ketchum having his soul sucked out through his face. Enjoy!SUBMIT YOUR VOTE NOW! Follow us on Twitter @ultimateofpod and email us at [email protected]. You can also subscribe to us on Youtube @TheUtlimateTournamentOfPodcast.

EASTER SPECIAL TIME! Today on the Ultimate Tournament of Podcast, the podcast where we are currently pitting two Pokemon against each other each episode until only a single champion remains, we figured we would do something to celebrate the sacrifices of our lord and savour Ash Ketchum by doing an EGG SPECIAL - that's right. It's Chansey the so-called egg wench vs Exeggcute, the most fragile bundle of boys in Kanto. We also talk about giraffe fights, unethical Chansey experiments and sexy bug battles. Enjoy!If you would like to vote on who you think is the best egg, or if you have any comments or feedback, please follow us on Twitter @ultimateofpod and email us at [email protected]. 

Join us in deciding the fate of either Staryu (a starfish) or Meowth (a cat) in the latest episode of 'The Ultimate Tournament of' podcast, where we eliminate a generation 1 Pokemon each episode until only the champion remains. This episode will also reveal the winner of last week's bout, as voted for by you, the listener, on Twitter! Please go to @ultimateofpod to vote on this week's episode or to contact the show. You can also email us at [email protected] also discuss Dr Evil's little friend, Meowth's wild sexual past and look at some very questionable Staryu fan art. Enjoy. 

Welcome to Series 1 of 'The Ultimate Tournament of...' Podcast. Series 1 will be 'The Ultimate Tournament of Gen 1 Pokemon'. In the following series, we will be finding out what the best Gen 1 Pokemon is through the highly scientific method of having you, the listener, vote on what you think is best!The first round begins with a slightly disappointing clash between Charmander (the best fiery boy and beloved starter Pokemon) and Koffing (a fart ball). We also talk about cancer (a lot), Batman and eating Pokemon.WE NEED YOUR VOTE! Please follow us on Twitter @ultimateofpod and check the pinned tweet to vote on which you think is best! You will decide which Pokemon gets through to the next round. In the episode I mentioned a website - this is before I realised how expensive it would be to build and run a website. So yeah, we just have twitter. Follow us on Twitter @ultimateofpodcast and email us at [email protected].