The Two Bobs episode 321 for Monday, August 31, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The PastryArchy Cookies & Cream from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/Y42eg  Robert nursed a Festina Pêche from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/Elq4w  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll use your fart corner. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has signed an executive order changing the name of every lake to Lake Florida Man. A teacher in Georgia made a fart corner in her classroom. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/gas-station-farts-classroom-georgia-teacher/4065196/  Florida man® got himself into legal trouble for getting high on meth and riding a lawnmower. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-pulled-over-lawn-mower-busted-meth-weed  A serial defecator has been making a splash (although sometimes more of a “plop”, depending on what he had for dinner) in Tulsa. https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/us-news/tulsa-cops-hunting-serial-defecator-who-terrorized-local-businesses/ A Navy veteran in New York got a leg infection after visiting a popular sex spa. https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/navy-veteran-catches-leg-infection-at-notorious-queens-sex-spa-nyc/  Meta glasses have a few feature that reminds users to blink to appear human. https://theonion.com/new-meta-glasses-feature-reminds-users-to-blink-to-appear-human/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 320 for Monday, August 24, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Brewlius from Drafting Table. https://untp.beer/a4lWK  Robert nursed an Orange Starfish from Aslin. https://untp.beer/pWq3P  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll force feed you KFC Oreos.  Have free iPhones gotten free-er? This week’s CRAZY NEWS likes to ride in catering trucks. Florida Man® attacked his neighbor with dog feces, over dog feces. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/08/13/florida-man-accused-of-attacking-neighbor-over-dog-feces/  A Michigan couple threw a bomb at their neighbor. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/st-clair-shores-couple-charged-after-explosive-thrown-neighbors-yard  KFC spicy chicken flavored OREOs are available in China. They can stay in China. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a73385343/oreo-kfc-spicy-chicken-caramel-popcorn-china-reactions/  Somebody planted an electronic sex device at a Virginia fire station. https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/suspicious-device-dc-firehouse-station-engine-20-wisconsin-avenue-northwest-street-closures-roads-closed-police-investigation-alternate-routes-washington-crime-alert  A newly freed man struggles to adjust to life after having his penis stuck in a hot tub jet. https://theonion.com/newly-free-man-struggles-to-readjust-to-life-outside-having-penis-stuck-in-hot-tub-jet/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 319 for Monday, August 3, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Confetti from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/ByNO2  Robert nursed a Rainbows are Real from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/7df9b8a87c  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send drunks to your house to cut your grass. This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t help but think the GOP is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Mitch McConnell. A lady from Iowa was busted for drunk driving a lawnmower in a store parking lot. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/iowa-oui-mower-287036  A New Zealand mosh pit got a little shitty. https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/it-was-feral-poo-in-the-mosh-pit-leads-to-tears-vomit-and-chaos-aibv16gj  Florida Man® got big mad when his Tinder date didn’t go as planned. https://www.wesh.com/article/the-villages-tinder-date-charges-lady-lake/73251683  An Illinois man got stranded in a 130-foot gas station sign for several hours. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/  A California CVS clerk reminded looters to enter their rewards number on their way out. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/    Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 318 for Monday, July 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Java from Duclaw Brewing. https://untp.beer/f336a644d3  Robert downed a Big Papi from Commonwealth Brewing Company https://untp.beer/caed144c76  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll leave cocaine in your jail purse. Some random shit, including Robert may or may not be buying a Corvette. Even he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is wondering how the hell a flamethrower made it past the Walmart greeter. Florida Woman® claimed the cocaine discovered in her butt must have been left there during an “intimate encounter.” That’s one way to blame the previous tenant. https://nypost.com/2026/06/30/us-news/florida-woman-claims-cocaine-in-her-butt-mustve-been-from-intimate-encounter-busted-by-cops/ A prisoner won the legal right to send sexually explicit letters to his inmate pen pal. It’s basically a conjugal visit with postage. https://www.irishstar.com/news/world-news/prisoner-wins-legal-right-send-37439956 Florida Man® armed with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV at a New Jersey Walmart. Just another ordinary night in the Walmart parking lot. https://www.nj.com/burlington/2026/07/florida-man-with-a-flamethrower-barricades-himself-in-an-rv-at-a-walmart-cops-say.html Three thieves stole nearly $650 worth of body wash from a Florida Walgreens. Police described the suspects as clean and still at large. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/07/17/bizarre-body-wash-heist-reported-at-lakeland-walgreens-store-sheriff-says/ A study found that most Americans would benefit from decreased phone use during sex. Otherwise, how are they supposed to concentrate on the pornography? https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-americans-would-benefit-from-decreased-phone-use-during-sex/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 317 for Monday, July 20, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Cream Shandy from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/69vvG  Robert nursed a Chime from Urban Artifact. https://untp.beer/2mpVj  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll trap you in a porta potty.  This week’s CRAZY NEWS is happy that Trump’s self-approval rating is an at all-time high.  A man in Indiana used his genitals as kindling. PSA: Don’t use your genitals as kindling. https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/2026/07/08/man-accused-cutting-off-his-genitals-using-them-start-fire-authorities-say/  Florida Woman® lost her shit when her male companion told her to stop drinking in the back of their Uber and tried to kill everyone with scissors. We’re pretty sure that’s going to hurt her Uber rating. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15979141/Miami-woman-32-erupted-scissor-wielding-frenzy-violence-male-companion-told-stop-drinking-Uber-say-cops.html  A Missouri man got stuck in the tank of a porta potty and had to be cut out by firefighters. https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/rescue-crew-cuts-apart-porta-potty-to-free-trapped-man-under-the-seat-kansas-city-missouri-kansas-firefighters-stuck-ambulance-citizens  Florida Woman® was offended by her new license plate number. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-unfortunate-new-license-plate-sqz-a55/71937142  Florida Man® is facing felony charges for stealing Smokey the Bear signs and trying to sell them on the internet. https://cbs12.com/news/local/news-after-poking-the-bear-florida-man-faces-federal-indictment-for-smokey-the-bear-sign-theft-pace-pensacola-united-states-attorney-for-the-northern-district-of-florida-theft-of-government-property-dumb-criminal-poke-the-bear-us-fish-wildlife  There are some important things to know about cyclosporiasis. https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 316 for Monday, July 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Lemon Meringue A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/XzKmW  Robert nursed a Cheat Day Brownie Swirl from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll assault you with stale bread. Ranch is an international delight and all the World Cup players are trying to smuggle it out of the country. https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html  This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by the communist regime that Trump keeps blabbering on about. Florida Man® got big mad over stale Subway bread. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/stale-bread-guilty-184907  Two people from Kentucky, who we can only assume are both relatives and lovers, were arrested after detectives found a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wlox.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-sheriff-says/  Florida Man® assaulted a guy at gunpoint after their sexual encounter got a little shittier than he would have liked. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/06/29/west-miami-man-commits-gunpoint-assault-on-sex-partner-angered-by-fecal-matter-act-in-bed-cops/  Florida Man® was charged with DUI after 34 cans of White Claw were discovered in his car. https://brobible.com/culture/article/florida-man-dui-arrest-34-white-claws/  McDonald’s is warning corporate employees to beware of emails from a sender claiming to be Grimace. https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corporate-employees-to-beware-emails-from-sender-purporting-to-be-grimace/   Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 315 for Monday, June 8, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pure Michigan Cherry Kolsch from Shorts. https://untp.beer/7f405bf755  Robert nursed a Blonde Betty from Feel the Rain Brothers Brew. https://untp.beer/mM6d3  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll adopt a 37-year-old in your name. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is being shipped to Hammond, Indiana since Chicago doesn’t want it anymore. A police officer in South Carolina was fired for pointing his gun at a colleague who was microwaving fish at the police station. Honestly, we think it was justified. https://nypost.com/2026/06/03/us-news/cop-arrested-fired-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-at-fellow-officer-for-microwaving-fish-at-police-station/  A Pizza Hut worker in Oklahoma was attacked for screwing up a customer’s order. https://kfor.com/news/local/del-city-pizza-hut-worker-attacked-after-getting-order-wrong/  A family in Brazil adopted a 37-year-old woman, thinking she was 12. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15870013/Woman-37-adopted-unwitting-family-14-months-convincing-12-year-old-fled-abusive-parents.html  A Rhode Island woman was arrested for bringing drugs to a police station to complain she was sold fentanyl instead of cocaine. https://turnto10.com/news/local/woman-arrested-after-bringing-drugs-to-police-station-in-coventry-compaint-fentanyl-cocaine-charged-posession-controlled-substance-may-29-2026  Trump just launched an $88 billion retribution fund for guys that have been rejected by women. https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 314 for Monday, June 1, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Baltic Porter from Founders. https://untp.beer/b61Ox  Robert nursed a Short Stack from Virginia Beer. https://untp.beer/8XjVb  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll bulldoze your house. Robert visited Rob (with a special appearance by Super Listener Dave) in Michigan last week and we shared a few highlights. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is mad that it wasn’t invited to the UFC fight on the White House lawn. A Canadian man can get drunk without drinking. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/man-with-auto-brewery-syndrome-9.7214197  Florida Man® robbed a bar dressed as a woman. https://www.wesh.com/article/flagler-beach-bar-burglarized-dress-wig/71426033  A dog in Nebraska fired a shotgun at a woman. https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/nation-world/dog-fires-shotgun-hits-woman-nebraska/507-22ccd875-0f4e-4809-9d09-ad3d392339d8#  A Pennsylvania man took an excavator to his home after his wife said their marriage is over. https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/butler-county-man-excavator-family-home-domestic-dispute/   Florida Man® used a chainsaw to break into a hobby store and steal $12,000 worth of Pokémon cards. https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/region-n-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach-man-used-chainsaw-to-break-into-lake-park-store-steal-12-000-worth-of-pokemon-cards  MLB is using robotic bat boys to reduce human error. https://theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-reduce-human-error-with-new-electronic-bat-boys/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880  Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell. We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week. Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/  A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684  Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442  Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/  Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4  Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet. We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is. The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/  An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/  A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/  A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275  A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)