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Majority Of Young Children Go Missing The Moment Parent Turns Attention Toward Themself For One Goddamn Second
6 minutes Posted Jan 13, 2021 at 10:00 am.
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Hear why 9 out of every 10 children go missing as soon as a mother or father chooses to focus on something that isn’t about their kids, like eating or showering or briefly sitting in a chair for the first time all day.

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