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God Possesses Pope Francis’s Body, Spins Head Around In Miraculous Sunday Mass
7 minutes Posted Mar 23, 2020 at 8:00 pm.
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The Creator of Heaven and Earth spoke directly to his followers yesterday by forcing Pope Francis to crab walk on the ceiling of St. Peter’s Basilica.

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