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Pentagon Awards Oscar Mayer $102 Million Contract For New Military-Grade Hot Dog
9 minutes Posted Feb 28, 2020 at 9:00 pm.
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This puppy’s got all the fixins, too. We’re talking mustard, relish, even hot peppers. But will this all-beef dog be the most advanced encased meat on the battlefield or just another classic example of government waste?

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