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Federal Government Reinstitutes Practice Of Spanking Criminals As Punishment
7 minutes Posted Feb 24, 2020 at 1:00 pm.
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Human rights activists are up in arms after the DOJ announced it would be resuming federal punishments, making it legal to sentence the country’s most naughty felons to a good, hard spanking.

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