Jack joins us, but the audio is terrible. What else is new? So instead we watch a QVC gaffe video to pass the time. Once Jack returns with functioning electronics, it's straight into tales of Minnesota radio in the 80s, 90s, and today. Maybe not so much today.Topics:QVC gaffe videoJack gets tailgatedJack's bathroom encounterTom wrecks a trailer

One Night Only is basically The Purge, but for premarital sex. Sounds pretty stupid, right? Well that's not the movie Tim hated. That honor goes to Ice Cream Man. And once he explains it, you might not blame him.Topics:One Night OnlyThe family is going to see Minions and MonstersIce Cream ManUnrated moviesAli G is still around, apparently

The entertainment industry is currently laser focused on Perez Hilton, who streamed himself cutting himself until he was drenched in his own blood. We highly encourage you to not seek it out. In lighter news, did you know that Zubaz still exist? And that taking your shirt off at the library is frowned upon? You probably did know that one.Topics:Perez Hilton's self-harm videoZubaz and Crocs are cool againKeeping kids off YouTubeKathryn takes her shirt off at the local library

You know how deer have a tendency to jump in front of vehicles, because they're stupid? Sometimes that vehicle is a motorcycle. And sometimes that motorcycle makes contact. And in rare circumstances, the rider of that motorcycle lives to tell the tale. Which is exactly what Tony does today.Visit https://www.goldstarride.org/ to learn more about Tony's mission to help gold star families across the country.Topics:Tony's wife's breast cancer diagnosisTony's motorcycle encounter with a deerCaptain Phillips is apparently realisticThe Gold Star Ride foundation

They say that most kids can't read at grade level anymore. Whether this is true, I cannot say. But I can say that kids love it when their parents read to them. Simon has published ten children's books and plans on publishing a hundred more. We have published zero, but we've bought about ten thousand. And that may or may not be an exaggeration.You can find Simon's books at https://simonpjdorey.com/collections/all!This guest was booked using PodMatch! Interested in being a guest on the show? Reach out to us at https://www.podmatch.com/member/tombarnardpodcast.

Dave might be a big shot CMA award-winning country star now, but once upon a time he was a big shot athlete and musician in Minnesota listening to big shots on Minnesota radio. Now he's on our big shot podcast. I'm gonna be totally honest - I don't really know what a big shot is. It just feels appropriate in this case.You can follow Dave on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/dmacband, or on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/dmacband!This guest was booked using PodMatch! Interested in being a guest on the show? Reach out to us at https://www.podmatch.com/member/tombarnardpodcast.

Josh Naylor of the Mariners had an unfortunate slide the other day. Let's watch it from multiple angles. Just to see how unfortunate it was, you know? Also, Sophie Cunningham did not lose 17 teeth. But she did get elbowed in the mouth.Topics:Josh Naylor's face slideVarious political issues plaguing the countrySophie Cunningham getting elbowed in the mouth

Let us take you on an adventure. First, we'll swing by Highway 12. We won't stay for long, because it sucks and we hate it. Then we'll go to the far off land of Saudi Arabia and see what they're doing with Paramount Plus. Next, the mythical Chinee Land, which does not exist except in some woman's imagination. Finally, we'll speak a bit of Español. This time it's the words that don't exist, except for in Ethan's imagination.Topics:Construction on Highway 12Minneapolis protests are getting spicyWhy are Atticus Shaffer and Gary Coleman so short?Saudi Arabia's involvement in the Paramount Plus mergerDisneyland/Disney World are expensiveCats under Disney's employ

Remember when we talked about the lumber exchange building selling for a dollar? Technically, that's not entirely accurate. Not that the truth is any better, really. And speaking of the truth, you probably also remember us talking about stand-up comedy being the last bastion of free speech. After podcasts, of course. We're a much newer genre, but we still feel like we deserve the bulk of the credit.Topics:Crowd work taking over comedy setsThe lumber exchange building is worthlessTim's Dr. Fauci controversy

For the first half of this episode we remember Philly Dawg and reminisce about the Vikings of yore. And by "yore" I mean the 60s and 70s. Not like yore yore. The second half is spent wondering how Brand New Day seems to be on track to make infinity dollars even while everyone is constantly talking about having superhero fatigue.Topics:We miss Philip WiseMinnesota Vikings of the pastSpiderman: Brand New Day