60 episodes and 2 years deep and TIM & TOM are going strong! In this podcast they discuss everything that goes into texting. The duo talk about what makes a good texter as opposed to a bad texter. They debate what situations are appropriate for texting versus calling. They also compare the Droid to the Blackberry and even introduce new terms such as a "Tommy Texter" and a "One Text Wonder." TIM also shares a story of a texting injury. Text your friends and tell them to have a listen!!

TIM and TOM are BACK!!! They explain their absence and jump right into discussing a hidden camera show TIM saw. It leads to an intellectual and philosophical conversation about human nature, racism, sexism, society, and how people act. Weird, right?!? They then discuss the death of Amy Winehouse, role models, celebrities, and decide to try and consider new way to improve civilization for the better! If you want to know more about human nature and the world in which we live, COP A LISTEN!!!

In this episode TOM questions Easter and all the elements that surround the holiday. He and TIM try to figure out where the celebration and it's staples, The Easter Bunny, eggs, candy, etc. all began. They then decide to start over and come up with their own plan for a more logical and improved Easter holiday. Cuckooo!!!

TIM & TOM have received several requests and tweets from fans wanting them to discuss the hit reality show, Jersey Shore. They break down the show, the cast, and give their opinions on what the show is all about. They then go on to speak about reality TV in general. As always T&T have great advice for anyone out there dreaming of becoming a reality TV star. Enjoy!

TOM is upset about how lame all the pranks were on April Fool's Day this year. TIM tries to explore the history of "April Fool's Day" and how it got on the calendar. Luckily, TIM & TOM have some suggestions to help people ensure that next April 1st isn't missing anything. If you follow this ingenious pranks next year you'll make sure you are the 'Prank King'! Happy April, Fools!

Tom shares his troubles with alcohol lately and how beer upsets his stomach. He reveals this lack of drinking has lead to social problems and is alienating him from his friends. He and Tim decide they need to create a "Reverse Rehab Center' where people can learn to drink lots and then be released back into our alcohol fueled society. Cuckooo!

Tim talks about how he recently had his identity stolen as a criminal went on a shopping spree in San Diego using Tim's credit card. Tim & Tom discuss the pros and cons of identity theft, as well as some advice on how to avoid being a victim....or how to victimize yourself.

This is a LOST EPISODE from September of 2009 that was just rediscovered! It was originally recorded as the second part of Episode 16. Enjoy this missing piece of history. "Captain HeartBeat RETURNS!! He gives his own opinions of TIM's ideas on marriage and then answers some fan mail. Another great appearance from the Captain. Enjoy!!!"

Happy Thanksgiving! TIM & TOM break down the holiday for you from the perspective of a vegetarian and offer some ways to ensure everyone has a good meal whether they are a meat-eater, vegetarian, vegan, or freegan! They also look at Turkey Day from the point of view of the Turkey and explore some new holiday ideas like EATSGIVING! Enjoy!!

Another T&T milestone, episode number 50!!! Tim and Tom reflect on life and discuss the great range of lifestyle diversity amongst people their age. They also talk about where they are in their lives presently, how things used to be, what it's like visiting home, and share great advice on how to get where you want to be this time next year!! Cheers to the 50th episode - now listen and learn!!