Actor, writer, Lancastrian and nose hair yanker Dave Dutton attempts comedy, poetry and making sense. Author of The Thirty Bob Kid, Lanky Spoken Here and various other good books on Amazon. Listen and suffer.

The bees, the bombing, the weather, the Peterloo Massacre and Noel Gallagher. It's all here.

Manchester Poems

We that are left. (Impure poetry)

Even the aristocracy have no escape from the illnesses and conditions that affect the rest of us.

Her Royal Dryness (Preparation HRH)

John Lennon and me.

A reading of my popular children's picture book. Buy the book on Amazon to see the wonderful pictures.

Who Ate the Zookeeper?!

I talk to a fly which may or may not be my mother.

Episode 2. A fly responds to my commands. Is it my mum?

Will my debit card survive being accidentally put in the washing machine with my smalls and stuff?