The Televoid Podcast
The Televoid Podcast
Maura Kate Elliott & LaToya Ferguson
We travel to the deepest depths bad TV has gone. Join hosts Maura Kate & LaToya on their journey to the bottom of the broadcast barrel.
An Official AMPire Diaries Announcement
The AMPire Diaries now has its own official podcast feed, Twitter, and website: Twitter: https://twitter.com/AMPDiariesPod Website: https://theampirediariespod.com/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ampire-diaries/id1521539228 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5nBcK1Rqd5OKUZwLl6ZNkt Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-ampire-diaries Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theampirediaries
Jul 7, 2020
1 min
The AMPire Diaries - 010 - Miss Mystic Falls | Blood Brothers
The AMPire Diaries Episode 10: “Miss Mystic Falls” | “Blood Brothers” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Miss Mystic Falls” (Season 1, Episode 19) and “Blood Brothers” (Season 1, Episode 20). This time around, the gals are talkin’ “ThE gILbErT cHaRm,” loving one trash man, how “Miss Mystic Falls” is like HBO’s Run, GIUSEPPE, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode “Amends.” See? A lot of Vampire Diaries talk. ALSO: LaToya and Morgan end up potentially getting both themselves and the podcast canceled in this episode. Please stick around to the end to see if they convince you not to cancel them. “A GALA SO BLOODY, YOU'LL BE WEARING RED” (“Miss Mystic Falls”) “THE HATRED BEGINS, IN THE PAST” (“Blood Brothers”) The more AMPED logline this time around? HOLY SHIT, “Miss Mystic Falls” is absolutely AMPED. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Miss Mystic Falls”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czyfAttVfi0 The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Miss Mystic Falls”: Miss Mystic Falls The Official CW Promo for “Blood Brothers”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiHCE8cSKiQ The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Blood Brothers”: 1864, a very good year… yet again
Jun 29, 2020
1 hr 41 min
The AMPire Diaries - 009 - Let The Right One In | Under Control (feat. Michael Chasin)
The AMPire Diaries Episode 9: “Let The Right One In” | “Under Control” (feat. Michael Chasin) Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Let The Right One In” (Season 1, Episode 17) and “Under Control” (Season 1, Episode 18). The AMPire Diaries’ resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin), makes his official debut on the podcast as a guest, and thus marks the start of several brand new bits, such as: teen death wish rankings, “slurp,” and what will now be known as “Boy Corner.” “STEFAN, DAMON, ALARIC AND ELENA AGAINST TOMB VAMPIRES” (“Let The Right One In”) “UNCLE JOHN AND HIS DARK SECRETS” (“Under Control”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s got to go to the more AMPED episode, “Let The Right One In.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Let The Right One In”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16PSoZxg8bg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Let The Right One In”: The rescue mission for Stefan The Official CW Promo for “Under Control”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlzrI0UjMc The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Under Control”: Founders' Day Kick-off Party
Jun 27, 2020
1 hr 50 min
The AMPire Diaries - 008 - A Few Good Men | There Goes the Neighborhood
The AMPire Diaries Episode 8: “A Few Good Men” | “There Goes the Neighborhood” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “A Few Good Men” (Season 1, Episode 15) and “There Goes the Neighborhood” (Season 1, Episode 16). And boy do we have some questions. Would John Goodman make a good Giuseppe Salvatore? Who is “Bloodybecky”? Does Shay Mitchell have Canadian energy? Is Raising Helen a movie that exists? Did Damon “Damo” Salvatore and Carol “Carol” Lockwood have sex? Also, LaToya, Morgan, and Jill prepare for the “full Boy Time” that will be Episode 9. “MOTHERS, BACHELORS AND BLOOD” (“A Few Good Men”) “A NEW START” (“There Goes the Neighborhood”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Mothers and bachelors and blood—oh my! “A Few Good Men” is truly AMPED. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “A Few Good Men”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG57RikHqtg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “A Few Good Men”: Mystic Falls Annual Founder’s Day Fundraiser Silent Auction Bachelor Raffle (yes, that is the official title) The Official CW Promo for “There Goes the Neighborhood”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-EdL1cytY The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “There Goes the Neighborhood”: A normal teen double date and adults getting lit “A Few Good Men” Deleted Kelly Donovan Scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-FtR_0EyvA Playboy’s Miss June 1972: http://www.playmates.com/debbie-davis
Jun 22, 2020
1 hr 50 min
The AMPire Diaries - 007 - Children of the Damned | Fool Me Once
The AMPire Diaries Episode 7: “Children of the Damned” | “Fool Me Once” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Children of the Damned” (Season 1, Episode 13) and “Fool Me Once” (Season 1, Episode 14). LaToya is possibly now Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan, Jill just keeps hating on flashbacks, and The Vampire Diaries says the words “leverage” and “doppelganger” for the very first time. Plus, stick around until the very end (meaning, past the end theme) of the podcast for a special treat. “A BLAST FROM THE PAST” (“Children of the Damned”) “SECRETS OF THE TOMB” (“Fool Me Once”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Again, neither are all that AMPED… But my imagined cadence for “SECRETS OF THE TOMB” comes from this Key & Peele sketch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxjNOv5QPzM), specifically once it gets to Passion of the Christ. So it wins on that alone. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Children of the Damned”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDOj6DceQU The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Children of the Damned”: 1864, a very good year The Official CW Promo for “Fool Me Once”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CNWn_dF9Og The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Fool Me Once”: Duke’s party Vulture’s “This Week in Comedy Podcasts” feature: https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/this-week-in-comedy-podcasts-a-couples-therapy-revolution.html Comedy Bang! Bang! + “A MAN’S GRAVE”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLwtBSxKWAM
Jun 15, 2020
1 hr 42 min
The AMPire Diaries - 006 - Bloodlines | Unpleasantville
The AMPire Diaries Episode 6: “Bloodlines” | “Unpleasantville” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Bloodlines” (Season 1, Episode 11) and “Unpleasantville” (Season 1, Episode 12). Is Morgan also Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan? Was Elena wearing a Bump It? Are the Salvatore brothers really brothers? Are the hosts of this podcast idiots? Tune in to hear a resounding “YES!” to all of these questions and more. “STEFAN UNCOVERS A STARTLING CLUE TO THE PAST” (“Bloodlines”) “50s DANCE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS” (“Unpleasantville”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Honestly, neither are all that AMPED… which is ridiculous, because both of these episodes are AMPED. But “Unpleasantville” wins by default. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Bloodlines”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBwAISt3bWw The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Bloodlines”: Damon kidnapping Elena and taking her across state lines The Official CW Promo for “Unpleasantville”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzqiKv14xM The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Unpleasantville”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance LaToya’s tweet to friend of the show Michael Chasin: https://twitter.com/lafergs/status/1249144182415020033
Jun 12, 2020
2 hr 3 min
The AMPire Diaries - 005 - History Repeating | The Turning Point
The AMPire Diaries Episode 5: “History Repeating” | “The Turning Point” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for a little bit of “History Repeating” (Season 1, Episode 9) and “The Turning Point” (Season 1, Episode 10). Not only does this episode of The AMPire Diaries feature a message from your hosts from the future/present—because we recorded this episode back in April—it also has tangents about who on the podcast is Lea Michele’s #1 fan (back in April, of course), the constant disappointment of J.K. Rowling, and whether to watch Teen Wolf or not. There is also some conversation about these two episodes of The Vampire Diaries. “STEFAN LEARNS THE REASON DAMON RETURNED TO MYSTIC FALLS” (“History Repeating”) “STEFAN AND DAMON HAVE SOME NEW COMPETITION” (“The Turning Point”) The more AMPED logline this time around? “History Repeating” has the more “dun dun DUN…” logline, so it’s gotta be the more AMPED one. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “History Repeating”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWwvu2G3TWc The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “History Repeating”: The Slumber Party Seance The Official CW Promo for “The Turning Point”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSHFJPmsegQ The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Turning Point”: Career Night
Jun 8, 2020
1 hr 54 min
The AMPire Diaries - 004 - Haunted | 162 Candles
The AMPire Diaries Episode 4: “Haunted” | “162 Candles” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Haunted” (Season 1, Episode 7) and “162 Candles” (Season 1, Episode 8). Vicki has a vampire costume and Stefan has a friend—both big moments in the series. Here are The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “A HALLOWEEN VICKI CAN SINK HER TEETH INTO” (“Haunted”) “A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAT WILL END IN TRAGEDY” (“162 Candles”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Well, while “162 Candles” is quite honest, it’s gotta go to “Haunted” for the pun. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Haunted”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv3MgO5wuOo The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Haunted”: The Mystic Falls High School Halloween party The Official CW Promo for “162 Candles”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBmlCQIYZHg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “162 Candles”: Caroline’s party at the Mystic Grill and Stefan’s birthday
Jun 5, 2020
1 hr 26 min
The AMPire Diaries - 003 - You're Undead to Me | Lost Girls
The AMPire Diaries Episode 3: “You’re Undead to Me” | “Lost Girls” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “You’re Undead to Me” (Season 1, Episode 5) and “Lost Girls” (Season 1, Episode 6). Elena finds out the truth about vampires, Vicki becomes a vampire, and we also learn about Katherine from 1864 (who was, you guessed it, a vampire). Here are The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “NOTHING HURTS MORE, THAN THE TRUTH” (“You’re Undead to Me”) “THE TRUTH CAN BE VERY, VERY DEADLY” (“Lost Girls”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to the one without the unnecessary comma. So, “Lost Girls.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “You’re Undead to Me”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDYiVdq_Z0k The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “You’re Undead to Me”: The Sexy Suds Car Wash The Official CW Promo for “Lost Girls”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgmlHjyD06E The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Lost Girls”: 1864 flashbacks and Vicki making the vampire transition
Jun 1, 2020
1 hr 3 min
The AMPire Diaries - 002 - Friday Night Bites | Family Ties
The AMPire Diaries Episode 2: “Friday Night Bites” | “Family Ties” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Friday Night Bites” (Season 1, Episode 3) and “Family Ties” (Season 1, Episode 4). You gotta love puns, but you’ve also gotta love The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “MYSTIC FALLS IS ROCKED BY VIOLENCE” (“Friday Night Bites”) “YOU'RE INVITED TO A PARTY TO DIE FOR” (“Family Ties”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to “Family Ties.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Friday Night Bites”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPPlUfGlMCU The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Friday Night Bites”: The Mystic Falls High Timberwolves vs. Central High Lions football game The Official CW Promo for “Family Ties”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTiect388w The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Family Ties”: Mystic Falls’ annual Founders’ Party
May 29, 2020
58 min
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