The Stoned Prophet Potcast
The Stoned Prophet Potcast
Stoned Prophet
I smoke weed, tell dirty jokes, and offend most.
The world’s cleanest asshole get probed.
This podcast is intended for immature adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode Summary Tonight we discuss the Stoned Prophet's Colonoscopy experience chock full of rim jobs, explosive diarrhea, spelunking, and much more.
Mar 13, 2023
20 min
She cheated so now I need my Chakras aligned.
email: [email protected]: @stonedprophetpodcast This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode Summary My girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that sold me my couch. Ain't that some shit? Oh well, nothing a good old Chakra alignment won't fix.
Aug 25, 2022
11 min
Who wants to get tongued?
email: [email protected]: @stonedprophetpodcast This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I'm a little concerned with my recent tongue fascination lately.
Jul 14, 2022
11 min
Episode 91 The Revenge of Meat Pie!
contact: [email protected] This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Clearly, I was smoking on some good shit again tonight. Sit back and enjoy some Meat Pie and Mr. Rodgers.
Jun 30, 2022
11 min
I have forgotten how to podcast!
contact: [email protected] This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I smoked some Bio Chem by Ozone tonight and well that shit turned me into a very chill flappy ballon man.
Jun 20, 2022
9 min
I farted in a Chevy Nova and it did not end well
contact: [email protected] This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I may have smoked a little too much before recording this episode but in an effort to keep the show on track, I share a lovely story about the time I ripped ass in a Chevy Nova.
Mar 28, 2022
14 min
Fat girl mating season is upon us
This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Spring has sprung so that means a whole bunch of jobless motherfuckers are about to shack up with some BBWs. Thank you Uncle Sam for what you have done for our fat girls of the nation.
Mar 16, 2022
14 min
Expensive vaginas and Canadian convoys
This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I sit here fantasizing about high-priced escorts and considering a move to Canada.
Feb 1, 2022
12 min
Bad plumbing and anal beads
This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I broke a stranger's toilet today with the biggest shit that I have ever taken in my entire life. Luckily the problem was resolved thanks to Dale Rooter's big snake digging deep into the black hole of doo-doo.
Jan 21, 2022
20 min
Flurona is coming to a homeless shelter near you
This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don’t forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I learned about the love child of Corona and the Flu. Well isn't that just great? I guess I better stock up on adult diapers now.
Jan 11, 2022
15 min
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