Pirate Blee takes a high-interest loan from an Ogre, and places Stowaway Sloth up for collateral. To get him back, he must face The Black Hare, notorious for being the greatest gambler who ever lived. Contains the track "Fantasy Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod

Monica attempts suicide but accidentally travels to the moon. The witch Zabbahexxa attacks a family in the mortal world. Meanwhile, Pirate Blee lands at Moon Island, hoping to buy supplies, but finds his dealer not at home.

A refugee pirate from a cancelled children's show has a Sloth on his shoulder where a parrot should be... (The Stolen Shore is Sesame Street for grown-up weird people who like comedic literature.)